I like to rub and touch my legs and butt.
Back when the world was normal I used to do it whilst in long checkout lines.
LOL.
I sometimes like to run my hand down the back of my thigh or butt just to feel how soft they are.
And play with them titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a confession to make...
That song has absolutely no relevance to this thread whatsoever and I only posted it as a test of the system.
THIS IS THE INTERSTELLAR EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM
THIS IS NOT A TEST
BUTT AND LEGS HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN TEH AREA
MASSIVE BUTT AND LEGS IN THE VICINITY
(03-10-2020, 08:33 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]THE BUTT TOUCHER: A GHOST STORY
IN THE PLACE I GREW UP IN THERE WAS A GHOST IN THE KITCHEN WHO USED TO POKE YOU IN THE BUTTCHEEK WHILE YOU WERE STANDING AT THE SINK
I've stood at a lot of sinks in a lot of houses and washed a lot of dishes, and never again have I been butt touched by a ghost...
My childhood home was one of a kind baby!
There was one particularly interactive spirit there and he (I assumed his gender, OMG) used to prove to us that he was listening...
It was very exciting.
God I miss that guy...
I wish he was here to poke my butt right now.
Unfortunately most places just aren't that haunted.
(03-10-2020, 08:48 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I've stood at a lot of sinks in a lot of houses and washed a lot of dishes, and never again have I been butt touched by a ghost...
My childhood home was one of a kind baby!
I don't mean to be rude but I have heard of molested kids trying to imagine it was just ghosts