SECTUAL

Watching me eat a bag of popcorn would be one of the most disgusting things you've ever seen.

The creases at the bottom of the bag harbor chunks of butter...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

If you don't rip up the bag and lick it, you're being wasteful.

I'm almost 100% sure I have talked about this before but...

Popcorn butter...

I needs to be brought into the bedroom.

Popcorn butter and a sauna...

That's all I'm gonna say.

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FUCKKKK yes.

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YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSs.

DO IT TO MEEEEEEE.

LET'S DO IT TOGETHERRRRRRRRR.

LET'S DO IT TO EACH OTHERRRRRR.

*with popcorn butter

IT WOULD BE SO MESSY.

I WANT THIS.

I WANT TO LATHER IN POPCORN BUTTER AND MAKE SEX.

DRIPPING WITH SALTY GREASY POPCORN BUTTER.

POPCORN BUTTER SPLATTERS WITH EVERY THRUSTTTTTT.

I WANT IT ALL OVER THE WALLS.

I WANT IT ON THE CEILING.

Okay, I'm good.

I feel a release.

I'm satisfied.

So THAT’S how Butterbean was made...