Like in a perfect world, we should totally be able to do that.
Why can't there just be a single silk?
Why does there have to be two??
A single silk would be like everything pole dancing could never be.
Now that's the most badass of them all, check out 4:17... looks so good too.
I like it more than the two separate silks and it seems a lot more intuitive.
God I wish I was that bitch right now.
And she just steps off onto the ground afterward too so it's not like she's 100 ft up or something.
I feel like the harness would be the greatest thing ever though if it wasn't for gravity maybe making it impossible to achieve it the way I see it.
It still might be cool to fly around on a harness with a couple fiery batons too though.
Or is that not even possible? *facepalm*
It would be cool to invent some kind of big long super bright fiber optic batons to fly around with. Like a giant lit up whip or a cat o' nine.
Hehehe!
Anybody got an aerial hammock?
And not only that but I'd also like to fly around on a harness and post on the internet at the same time.
So basically I would have... like a desk mounted on the wall. And I would spend most of the time just flying around on the harness and then every now and then whenever I wanted to share some thoughts, I'd just fly over to the computer.
And if I spent any time watching YouTube videos, it would be so much healthier for me because I could fly around and do acrobatics whilst watching/listening.
I would have to get a bunch of momentum going and then aim for the desk... ROFL!!!
And when I got there, I would have to have a couple bars or something to hang onto with my feet while I type my message or whatever, because without some kinda anchor there I would just swing away from it again.
AHAHAHAHAHA YAAAAAAS I WANT IT.
How about industrial espionage?
LMFAO Dark...
You're so damn funny.
Now that you mention it though...
And I will just say, it's kind of amazing how you always hit the nail on the head with me...
I actually kinda wanna be a secret agent.
I think that sounds super dangerous and fun!
Of course now that I've talked about it publicly, it can never happen...
You can always be a honeypot like Anna Chapman and also get all the sex you want.
Anna Chapman is a Pisces Dog. I guess that answers my question has to what female Chinese zodiac Dogs are like. I haven't known too many of them to have a good example... but every time I run across one, it's some super sketch shit just like it is with male dogs.
Anyways...
Anna Chapman and I are nothing alike.
You'd be in an underground parking garage, hiding in the shadows, and when your contact shows up you open your trench coat showing him that you have nothing on and he squirts his protein conditioner on your bush.
If I'd had a drink in my mouth, I'd have spit it out.
All over you.
Then you would have rubbed it all over yourself.
Then I'd make you rub it all over my protein conditioner bottle.
It'll also make you think twice the next time you put conditioner in your hair.
