to season a roast chicken, with salt and pepper, and the plastic pepper grinder broke and spilled peppercorns all over my chicken :(
It was made in china. Im not angry but I think we should kill China? I happy to go to war.
We definitely need to nuke China, or at least indulge in some casual carpet bombing over there at this point.
And as unscrupulous as China is, it's not even their fault. Communist regimes can't help being untrustworthy pieces of shit.
I mean they can, but it would go against their nature.
Neoliberalism created all of this. It's right up there with communism in the list of failed sociopolitical ideologies.
Fuck Reagan.
Fuck Thatcher.
Fuck the Clintons.
Fuck Blair.
Fuck the Bushes.
Fuck Obama.
My kitten is so soft feels like he is wearing a nice soft pair of pajamas
Relax, kids.
We ain't gonna nuke 'em.
We ain't gonna bomb 'em.
We are gonna fuck 'em though.
We're gonna sue 'em for
6.5 trillion dollars!!! 
