... and it's like eleven cents or some bullshit.
N!99@, PLEEZ.
I just kicked all the pennies out of my pocket for weighing too much, now yer gonna load my ass up again?
You need to shit down that fucker's throat and then put on your sunglasses and pull out your flip phone and casually stride away...
You should just put on the sunglasses and reply with...
"BE the change."
(05-03-2020, 02:30 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]You should just put on the sunglasses and reply with...
"BE the change."
BWAHAHHAHA
And I agree with the first poster, being cheap with your tips while condescending with "keep the change", especially when you do have money, imo reveals many things about your character and none of them good.
(((Still cracking up about my own joke 40 minutes later)))
But yeah, tipping is important...
One of the best parts of life is giving people extra money whenever possible.
I personally love it and I think if you can't afford to tip well then you shouldn't be using any services where tipping is customary.
You know what would be fun tho.. when you see it happening, say loud enough for them and everyone else to hear : "HERE YOU GO, FOR THE LAST ASSHOLE WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TIP" and give that poor soul cashing the money a chunk of bills.
(05-03-2020, 02:30 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]You should just put on the sunglasses and reply with...
"BE the change."
Oooooohhh!!! I like that!
(05-03-2020, 03:14 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]if you can't afford to tip well then you shouldn't be using any services where tipping is customary.
They spend a shitload of money, so they can obviously afford a couple of bucks for curb service.
It's too bad you can't just wear whatever you want to work...
I'd be showing up in some fucked up shit.
Delivering orders to people as the Grim Reaper.
Show up dressed like a ninja, complete with eye slit face covering and a sword behind my shoulder.
