(05-13-2020, 01:29 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, you wanna do it.
Of course I do. Certain terms and conditions must be met first. She definitely have some pretty nice child bearing hips for her little frame (it fits perfectly on my lap I imagine too).
(05-13-2020, 01:31 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Chicks don't actually go "Wanna see my boobies?"
Dudes pretending to be chicks do though.
We will help you hone this art...
It's okay, stick with us.
Seems a little not my style but I'm betting I could world of wordcraft a someone to believe it but it goes into the realm of kinda gay.
How about I pretend to be a hot chick to get a lesbian. More my style.
Also I really hope our child(ren) NEVER knows he or she was conceived while her mama was being choked.
Part of the long game is to hide the truth in plain sight.
This thread will eventually be buried a few pages back. Only those newcomers who diligently read the board will stumble upon it. They may go several weeks thinking I'm a girl before they learn the truth. Their disillusionment will be priceless.
Of course those who don't read will never know.
(05-13-2020, 01:36 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Part of the long game is to hide the truth in plain sight.
This thread will eventually be buried a few pages back. Only those newcomers who diligently read the board will stumble upon it. They may go several weeks thinking I'm a girl before they learn the truth. Their disillusionment will be priceless.
Of course those who don't read will never know.
Oh so you're back to reverse-anti-double role playing. Nice. Whatever. Where's the tits?
(05-13-2020, 01:35 PM)retrocausality Wrote: [ -> ]Also I really hope our child(ren) NEVER knows he or she was conceived while her mama was being choked.
*strangled
(05-13-2020, 01:44 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]*strangled
mmm. Must must know this chick; that's exactly what she wants...
I wonder if it would give the kid some sort of sexual proclivities or strange issues about that subject.
She's also the ULTIMATE tease. She's a little blunt and yaps her fingers too much "something happened at 8 and he's totally turned it into a defmek and honed it to an art?
I think she may be a little cheese off cracker brand but she's still got remember; the cards don't lie.
Dude, I have a bad feeling you never left the chat lastnight and you're just STILL awake.
I did leave it; and I got plenty of sleep. You need to rub that crystal ball harder because I have a really GOOD feeling.
(05-13-2020, 01:40 PM)retrocausality Wrote: [ -> ]Where's the tits?
If they wuz up yo ass eatin' a ham and cheese sammich, you'd know where they wuz.
"Dev"...
God what a brilliant fucking name. lmao.
It sounds like something I would come up with!
(05-13-2020, 02:20 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]It sounds like something I would come up with!
I know, right?
It was originally a nickname I gave my cat when she and her brother were into demolishing shit.
I know, I remember.
Very nice.
AV's a lil scary, but still primo.
I have a penis am eager to help
(05-13-2020, 01:29 PM)retrocausality Wrote: [ -> ]a chick pretending to be an old dude pretending to be a chick.
At some point, physicality will fail to hold and put a serious runner
in the stockings of time & space and they'll just collapse into being
a gooey pile of chewed bubble gum.
You just don't fuck with onions my man. The layers have order.
Respect the layers.
(05-13-2020, 01:35 PM)retrocausality Wrote: [ -> ]Also I really hope our child(ren) NEVER knows he or she was conceived while her mama was being choked.
There goes the pictures for the wedding album.
