SECTUAL

Or is it just the ones I know?

My mom texted me at 1:19 asking me to go with her to run some errands at 2:00. I'm thinking great, I have 30 minutes to do my facial.

This is my routine. First, I use an apricot scrub to exfoliate, then I smear Noxzema on my face. I put it on thick and let it dry to draw the gunk out of my pores before I rinse it off, like a mask.

But not this time.

My mom texted me again 14 minutes later at 1:33 to say she was on her way. I had to wash the Noxzema off almost immediately after putting it on.

Your mom is a dumb slut!

That's what she gets for having you at 13...

Just cos your holes have been elbow fisted doesn't mean you can't grow up.
And stop being a chomo stuck in 15yo mindset.
Just sayin n all :)

She was 18, actually. And married.

But yeah, she's always been kinda slutty, especially after she divorced my dad. She sort of went wild.

" your mom is a dumb slut"

(05-15-2020, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Your mom is a dumb slut!

I reeeaaally neeeeeed to see this bumper sticker in the Interstellar merch store.
Like, reeeeeeaaaaaally bad.

Me too !!!!!

Tagline: Come straighten that bitch out @ Interstellar.com/forum

ROFL!!

(05-16-2020, 04:51 AM)somethingelseishere Wrote: [ -> ]I reeeaaally neeeeeed to see this bumper sticker in the Interstellar merch store.

(05-16-2020, 04:53 AM)52 Wrote: [ -> ]Me too !!!!!

+1