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ELFUNGCOCKWAFFLE

BUT IM NOT A WANKER.
You're like somebody wanked off on a cockwaffle.
You seem like a right tosser to me, not gonna lie. Ohyeah

ELFUNGNOWANKER

(05-15-2020, 02:32 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]You're like somebody wanked off on a cockwaffle.
Negative im a cockwaffle but not a wanker.
You're a cockwaffle that got wanked on.

What part of that do you not understand?

How does that not paint a clear enough picture for you?
At least he hasn't denied being a douchenozzle. So there's that.

ELFUNGSCHIZO

(05-15-2020, 02:53 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]You're a cockwaffle that got wanked on.

What part of that do you not understand?

How does that not paint a clear enough picture for you?
I never got wanked on you douche canoe!
At least im not a fag like you ya fuckin chomo!

ELFUNGMADMAX

(05-15-2020, 03:01 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]At least he hasn't denied being a douchenozzle. So there's that.
Never said I wasn't a douchenozzle.
Im just not a wanker, you fuckin hear it you scrubber?
Or does someone have to screw it into your empty fuckin ed with a battery drill?

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To maybe or to may be, that is the question.


Seriously...
Richard has sizzling routines , I bet those fit ladies had a hard time holding back their libidos backstage

my cousin was 350 pounds and just loved him
(05-15-2020, 03:01 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]At least he hasn't denied being a douchenozzle.

(05-15-2020, 03:20 PM)ELFUNGMADMAX Wrote: [ -> ]Never said I wasn't a douchenozzle.

That's what I said, ya fucking ass canister.

ELFUNGNINO

(05-15-2020, 10:26 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]That's what I said, ya fucking ass canister.
You didn't say that you crusty cunt.
But I like that ass canister term kind of reminds me of your mouth.