It'd be the biggest bottle of oil of oregano you can get your hands on.
Get the pre-diluted kind if you can.
And for the love of all things scared, be careful where you put it...
The shit ain't no kinda joke, but man does it ever work.
It just does.
I've always heard good things about it.
Good anti for all the bad stuff.
Yeah I mean it's kind of a miracle.
But it's totally valid and not hocus pocus, and this is exemplified by the fact that you can't use it just ANYWHERE.
So it is not a magical cure-all...
It's only for specific areas and whatnot, so that lets you know it's the real deal, ain't no snake oil here.
Still selling oil of shill I see? Maybe get a big black Biden up ye?

Should it be added to the ol' master tonic?
No way man, gotta have it on its own.
Some people use it internally, but I really can't see that as a good idea.
Maybe I'll change my mind someday but... dunno.
It's topical use only IMO.
Oops.
* runs to the bathroom to hurl *
(05-24-2020, 02:37 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah I mean it's kind of a miracle.
But it's totally valid and not hocus pocus, and this is exemplified by the fact that you can't use it just ANYWHERE.
So it is not a magical cure-all...
It's only for specific areas and whatnot, so that lets you know it's the real deal, ain't no snake oil here.
sorry. just have to interrupt and take notice of your use of the word exemplified and how you placed it perfectly in this
sentence. Your brain is seriously attractive and you have a lot of literary talent and although this display isn't the pinnacle
of your work by any means-
I just had to stop and stare.
I love the way your write even when it's about stuff I don't care
about, lol.
I actually am going to look into oregano though since you seem passionate about it; it can't be taken that lightly-you
are a woman of knowing next level real s**t. I adore you (and your work). sometimes in awe...sometimes.
Master, I got some oil for you.
(05-25-2020, 10:37 AM)ELFUNGOREGANO Wrote: [ -> ]Still selling oil of shill I see? Maybe get a big black Biden up ye?

Yeah, it's available at the Interstellar store at wholesale prices! Act fast now. Oregano is quickly becoming "what big pharma" doesn't
want you to know about! Would you be interesting in also knowing ANOTHER really big secret?
Water. It's literally a miracle cure all.
All you have to do is merely "drink it."
It totally works too. Try not having any for a few days, you'll be a believer too. I do have "contacts" that can arrange a sample of this
completely top quality dihydrogen-monoxide for you and your loved ones.
Act fast. Literally.