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Seems like being a guy would be sorta fucked up and boring.

I hope I always come out a girl!

Toroid

I told ya Testosterone cream homie, book that shit!!!
Seduction

I hope I'm always a dude.
That whole menstruating thing, mmm, not a fan.
I mean of having it happen TO ME, a body I inhabit.

And being able to get pregnant, you gals can keep that one too! lol
I Looooooooove the females. Just don't wanna BE one.

I love being a guy. Being a girl seems like a LOT of hassles. I really wished life were easier for you poor creatures!

Nature give's ya shit, some guys, some cultures...it's not fair but then again neither is the power females wield but

that's life.

Personally I'm glad you're a girl MO. I'd feel awfully embarrassed if ya weren't and the world wouldn't be as sweet without
you in it.

I agree with somethingelseishere.

I love that you love being a girl; that's kinda obvious. Weird for you to say it; glad you did. Not a lot of female I know declare this.

You're so strange...

(05-25-2020, 04:04 PM)ELFUNGKNOWSLASSIE Wrote: [ -> ]I told ya Testosterone cream homie, book that shit!!!

I was just thinking about that this morning...

You're unbelievable Fungbro...

Like your own kind of grotesque miracle.

(05-25-2020, 04:40 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Like your own kind of grotesque miracle.

He's gonna need elbow-deep rubber gloves, a flashlight and a magnifying glass
to find the compliment in that one. lol

(05-25-2020, 04:52 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: [ -> ]He's gonna need elbow-deep rubber gloves, a flashlight and a magnifying glass
to find the compliment in that one. lol

lol...

(05-25-2020, 04:40 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I was just thinking about that this morning...

You're unbelievable Fungbro...

Like your own kind of grotesque miracle.

Well that's interesting as I always thought of you as some kind of grotesque inbred mistake that the Aliens got a hold of and fixed.
I mean cousins shouldn't have babies but I guess it can be fixed with plastic surgery Seduction

There's no need to fix it...

It's not broken.

It's just kinda...

Grotesque.

(05-25-2020, 04:54 PM)ELFUNGNINO Wrote: [ -> ]Well that's interesting as I always thought of you as some kind of grotesque inbred mistake that the Aliens got a hold of and fixed.
I mean cousins shouldn't have babies but I guess it can be fixed with plastic surgery

lol as if you didn't wish MO was your cousin that needed a place to stay (park benches do count) on your terms....

Stick with the alien hybrid theory; she's more comparable imo to that analogy plus I think she likes it when you do

and it's obvious you DO love her posts...and responding to them. Give her what she wants; you know it's true and you want too...

Hoffception

(05-25-2020, 05:20 PM)Master Oblivious Wrote: [ -> ]your cousin that needed a place to stay (park benches do count)

Holy shit, boss...

Cheers2

(05-25-2020, 05:22 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]

Holy shit, boss...

Spoken like a true Owner sweetie.
You're adorably sickeningly cute!
You really bring out the cannibal in me. I just wanna eat you to pieces girl! nom nom nom! lol

Seriously though. Not really. I need my teeth and don't have that much cash for a dentist.

You are so cavity causing it's sick. What's sicker is me wanting to be "in a cavity, but the other

definition of one. I'm totally talking about the warm, soft, comfy (sometimes wet) luxury of this cavity I call my home....

of course. My physical house. Not a warm, wet, sticky, tight cavity situated slightly below the

phone's ringing. gotta take this

I GOTCHYER WARM LUSTY CAVITY RIGHT HERE BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gyrates*

(05-25-2020, 05:37 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I GOTCHYER WARM LUSTY CAVITY RIGHT HERE BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gyrates*

(05-25-2020, 05:20 PM)Master Oblivious Wrote: [ -> ]lol as if you didn't wish MO was your cousin that needed a place to stay (park benches do count) on your terms....

Stick with the alien hybrid theory; she's more comparable imo to that analogy plus I think she likes it when you do

and it's obvious you DO love her posts...and responding to them. Give her what she wants; you know it's true and you want too...

Negative I prefer brunettes who don't bleach their hair.
And get plastic surgery to look like a fuckin Japanese sex toy.
Unless they are in PMS and require some testosterone cream.
Which I would happily rub on their arm for them.
Or maybe butter their buns with it I think that is going a lil overboard though.

And of all the shit you could give to me? That is the best you got?
If I didn't have to be censored here, you would be shot down in flames lil swizzle stick.

AC fuckin' DC.

(05-25-2020, 05:55 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]AC fuckin' DC.

Do the Electrons move through the holes? Or do the Holes move over the electrons?

(05-25-2020, 05:55 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]AC fuckin' DC.

So now Malcolm is in a tripping home, when is Keith Gonna die? Cos thats gonna be whack man!!!

Totally didn't need to see David Hasselhoff recursively manifesting out of his own loin there. If indeed that's what he was doing.

Whaaa

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