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Monsieur Oblivious

But then Ma came back just in time with a straight razor and did it for him?!

Crazy shit!!!!

Banana
OMFG I REMEMBER THAT ONEEEEEEE LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!!

THAT WAS THE ONE WHERE HALF-PINT LOST HER VERGINITY TO MANLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Was this a hard decision for Ma to have to make, or was it basically one quick stroke and it's gone?

Guest

(05-25-2020, 11:18 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]OMFG I REMEMBER THAT ONEEEEEEE LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!!

THAT WAS THE ONE WHERE HALF-PINT LOST HER VERGINITY TO MANLY!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope. Its the episode where mr. Edwards and charles are off prospecting and sleeping in the same tent . charles was smitten and struck gold . miss beadle came upon those two in the tent and she couldnt resist , got nude and joined in. Dr baker found out and told charles he was gonna get syphilis if he screwed everyone in walnut grove . charles remember bible verse about cutting off the part of your body causing yoi to sin. Later caroline recieved cunilingus as penance

FUNGUSMAXIMUSMIKE

(05-27-2020, 10:17 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Nope. Its the episode where mr. Edwards and charles are off prospecting and sleeping in the same tent . charles was smitten and struck gold . miss beadle came upon those two in the tent and she couldnt resist , got nude and joined in. Dr baker found out and told charles he was gonna get syphilis if he screwed everyone in walnut grove . charles remember bible verse about cutting off the part of your body causing yoi to sin. Later caroline recieved cunilingus as penance
Why always sex with you? Sex is good, hard kinky sex, but there is a time for that and a time for other things.
Do you not know the time for it? Do you not have such respect for yourself?

Guest

you are right fungus , this was more a thread for serious sober reflection

did you have a personal story to share about your penis ?

I hope you never considered throwin it on the barbi

ELFUNGMAXIMUSMIKE

Do you remember back in the day that feminist weirdo who used her own vaginal yeast and baked bread with it? And fuckin ate it? Like that shit is FUBAR.
That was a bullshit shock piece written by the DailyMail or some wank rag like that...

That bullshit wasn't real.
(05-27-2020, 11:27 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]this was  more a thread for serious sober reflection

Laugh

ELFUNGMAXIMUSMIKE

(05-27-2020, 11:42 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]That was a bullshit shock piece written by the DailyMail or some wank rag like that...

That bullshit wasn't real.
Nah I think the dumb bitch actually did it.
I mean maybe not but I have more faith in it being a dumb bitch doing it than it being a wank piece.
My faith in humanity has gone.