06-08-2020, 03:33 AM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantasm_(film)
Watching this movie is probably a bad life choice for me right now, but I'm gonna give it a go anyways!
0:55 seems scary as shit.
1:36 WTF, is that Brigitte Bardot??
Lol... kidding. I know it isn't.
This scene is kinda nasty, it can't end well.
2:55 the acting seems pretty terrible so far.
3:03 at least it has that nice 70s aesthetic though... gorgeous.
3:17 this dude's crazy hot... he should have curly hair though.
4:45 what kinda asshole rides a dirtbike in a graveyard???
6:45 so far I gotta say, this movie is dumb as shit.
8:45 whoa what the hell's going on here, this is sinister!!!
9:40 is he about to visit a psychic?? Hmmm, maybe the movie will get better!
10:17 this girl seems like a terrible actress.
13:38 dude this movie is scary as shit.
15:55 a guitar playing ice cream truck guy??? Also mildly horrifying.
16:40 I'd fuck him though, I ain't even gonna lie!?!
18:00 what the fuck state is this supposed to even be in??
18:29 ain't it kinda creepy to be watching everything he does?? I dunno.
19:35 so WTF, this guy pretends to be a chick and seduces men into banging at the graveyard?? Lil strange.
20:22 the chick he's pretending to be isn't even all that hot. If you're gonna expect to proposition men for graveyard sex, you're gonna have to at least be smokin' hot.
24:10 LOL, y'all... this is NOT a good movie. It's just not.
26:55 at all. ROFLMFAO. Just not at all.
29:55 his bro really is being pretty dismissive.
30:08 kid's got a baller room though, just look at that giantass poster of Earth from the moon.
32:30 this kid just straight up broke into that place, WTF!!!
37:10 lmao, that is just plain stupid.
39:32 lmfao now he has a gun. Ahaha, I dunno, kid's growing on me... that's pretty rad.
42:30 lmao this is pretty funny, it's actually pretty well done.
43:20 I bet the ice cream guy's totally in on it.
45:25 this music does not sound very 70s or even early 80s.
46:15 ESPECIALLY at this juncture, WTF is the point of going to "investigate" the place?? It's clearly some crazy, fucked up shit, so why in the hell do they keep breaking in to "investigate" when it's not even human??
50:20 these guys are crazy... and going back to look at the car, no less?? Come the fuck on.
53:44 damn, this Reggie Bannister guy is hot as fuck.
57:40 who are these fineass women this kid is suddenly hanging out with, lmao??? Like who the frick are they? The movie does NOTHING to explain that.
1:06:00 I'm like barely even watching this movie anymore.
Legit about to fall asleep.
1:11:30 I mean I guess it's mildly interesting. What the hell is this supposed to be, an entryway into another dimension??
What's up with the dwarves anyways?? Is this about the druids??
1:12:35 whoa, what the fuck? Why did they wait until over an hour into this movie to actually make it interesting?
No idea what's up with the "twist" ending of this movie... I did a few searches, but there's no clear explanation.
I give it a 5/10 rating.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantasm_(film)
Watching this movie is probably a bad life choice for me right now, but I'm gonna give it a go anyways!
0:55 seems scary as shit.
1:36 WTF, is that Brigitte Bardot??
Lol... kidding. I know it isn't.
This scene is kinda nasty, it can't end well.
2:55 the acting seems pretty terrible so far.
3:03 at least it has that nice 70s aesthetic though... gorgeous.
3:17 this dude's crazy hot... he should have curly hair though.
4:45 what kinda asshole rides a dirtbike in a graveyard???
6:45 so far I gotta say, this movie is dumb as shit.
8:45 whoa what the hell's going on here, this is sinister!!!
9:40 is he about to visit a psychic?? Hmmm, maybe the movie will get better!
10:17 this girl seems like a terrible actress.
13:38 dude this movie is scary as shit.
15:55 a guitar playing ice cream truck guy??? Also mildly horrifying.
16:40 I'd fuck him though, I ain't even gonna lie!?!
18:00 what the fuck state is this supposed to even be in??
18:29 ain't it kinda creepy to be watching everything he does?? I dunno.
19:35 so WTF, this guy pretends to be a chick and seduces men into banging at the graveyard?? Lil strange.
20:22 the chick he's pretending to be isn't even all that hot. If you're gonna expect to proposition men for graveyard sex, you're gonna have to at least be smokin' hot.
24:10 LOL, y'all... this is NOT a good movie. It's just not.
26:55 at all. ROFLMFAO. Just not at all.
29:55 his bro really is being pretty dismissive.
30:08 kid's got a baller room though, just look at that giantass poster of Earth from the moon.
32:30 this kid just straight up broke into that place, WTF!!!
37:10 lmao, that is just plain stupid.
39:32 lmfao now he has a gun. Ahaha, I dunno, kid's growing on me... that's pretty rad.
42:30 lmao this is pretty funny, it's actually pretty well done.
43:20 I bet the ice cream guy's totally in on it.
45:25 this music does not sound very 70s or even early 80s.
46:15 ESPECIALLY at this juncture, WTF is the point of going to "investigate" the place?? It's clearly some crazy, fucked up shit, so why in the hell do they keep breaking in to "investigate" when it's not even human??
50:20 these guys are crazy... and going back to look at the car, no less?? Come the fuck on.
53:44 damn, this Reggie Bannister guy is hot as fuck.
57:40 who are these fineass women this kid is suddenly hanging out with, lmao??? Like who the frick are they? The movie does NOTHING to explain that.
1:06:00 I'm like barely even watching this movie anymore.
Legit about to fall asleep.
1:11:30 I mean I guess it's mildly interesting. What the hell is this supposed to be, an entryway into another dimension??
What's up with the dwarves anyways?? Is this about the druids??
1:12:35 whoa, what the fuck? Why did they wait until over an hour into this movie to actually make it interesting?
No idea what's up with the "twist" ending of this movie... I did a few searches, but there's no clear explanation.
I give it a 5/10 rating.