Like if you don't eat the pizza in the way that I agree with, or if I think it's weird and dumb the way you eat a slice of pizza...
Apparently that's one of the most triggering things in the world.
Who gets all confrontational about the way somebody else eats a piece of pizza??
I mean, the way they hold it, and if they're holding it wrong...
Sets me off sooo hard though.
Like, who does that??
Hows about if I take a nice plate of Fettuccine Carbonara and smash it over your Klingon fuckin head?
Then will I be eatin right?
They have a cow about what you put on your pizza too.
Sushi snobs are even worse. Americans assume sushi is always sliced and eaten with chopsticks. They don't know Japanese kids take the whole roll in their hand and eat it like a sandwich.
(06-22-2020, 10:37 AM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]They have a cow about what you put on your pizza too.
Sushi snobs are even worse. Americans assume sushi is always sliced and eaten with chopsticks. They don't know Japanese kids take the whole roll in their hand and eat it like a sandwich.
Metrosexual hipster millennial snobs are THE worst of the sushi is cool club.
They do it wearing fedoras.
(06-22-2020, 12:14 PM)Master Oblivious Wrote: [ -> ]Metrosexual hipster millennial snobs are THE worst of the sushi is cool club.
They do it wearing fedoras.
There should be a Universal Rule:
You can either be a hipster OR you can wear fedoras. But you CAN'T do both!!
Which is weird because only annoying fucking hipsters actually want to wear them.
OK, new rule! The ONLY person that can wear fedoras is Tom Landry!
Aaaand he's fucking dead, so NOBODY can wear them anymore!!
(06-22-2020, 12:27 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: [ -> ]There should be a Universal Rule:
You can either be a hipster OR you can wear fedoras. But you CAN'T do both!!
Which is weird because only annoying fucking hipsters actually want to wear them.
OK, new rule! The ONLY person that can wear fedoras is Tom Landry!
Aaaand he's fucking dead, so NOBODY can wear them anymore!!
Yes. May the passed always be able to rock the fedora.
For now, the entirety of fedoras in the world should be burned.
In tribute to them shall only remain as an operating system.
https://getfedora.org/
Too many Linux distros out there to use one named after a hipster hat.
Why would you even name an OS that unless you're a hipster?
(06-22-2020, 05:00 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Too many Linux distros out there to use one named after a hipster hat.
Why would you even name an OS that unless you're a hipster?
Fairly certain it came before "hipster" was a thing that was trendy to say, etc.
Initial release
6 November 2003
(normie knowledge/logic)
(06-22-2020, 05:30 PM)Master Oblivious Wrote: [ -> ]Fairly certain it came before "hipster" was a thing that was trendy to say, etc.
Initial release
6 November 2003
(normie knowledge/logic)
Elaine called Kramer a "hipster-doofus" back in the 90's so
I think they go waaay back.
Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 3 "The Glasses".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Glasses
Original airdate: September 30, 1993.
I wanna say this though...
One does not simply eat a pizza.
You HAVE GOT TO have greens with your pizza.
If I ever eat pizza, I make sure to cook some spinach or turnip greens along with it.
I always try to make sure I have meat with pizza, like side dishes but
they're meat. To balance out the carb intake. Hopefully, it helps to lower the GI.