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I was hiking in some alpine area  with a group of random nordic peoples . As we progressed up the mountain one of the blondes started blowing snot out of his nose like he was having bad sinus issues . He kept walking and  doing this every few minutes . then he stopped and cupped his hands together while his girlfriend poured 7up into them , he leaned over and started snorting up the pop into his nose ...at this moment    a mountain bird(maybe a grey jay) landed on his hand  and   also started snorting up the 7up also   . This appeared to provide amazing relief to the man and   every few minutes  they did it again .  It made me want to try this

It's obviously about snorting coke, and don't try to tell us you've never done THAT!