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80 years old today!

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(07-06-2020, 07:09 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]
Still can't believe how this guy NEVER ages!
It's crazy fucking fucking EVERYONEEE has heard about Ringo Starr's birthday.

Like wut??

I'm curious about who funded it and what the message will be.

I have NEVER watched any shit like this before...

Not saying I'm gonna watch it...

Just saying it's strange and seems kind of like something might be in it.
The whole peace thing is strange...

I am not saying any of it's bad.

I'm not pointing at Ringo Starr and saying he sucks or something.

I am just curious...

What's this all really about??

You can see on the thumbnail he's got other people joining.

What're they gonna be doing??

It's a premiere, not a livestream. Which is fine... they couldn't do it live.

Ringo is super old and they gotta do everything in a calculated way with a lot of care.

So that's why I just wonder what they're gonna say.

What kinda propaganda will this be??

Is it just gonna be "peace and love" peace signs propaganda??

I just don't understand this kinda thing.
The peace sign thingy with the fingers.

I just don't get it.

So if Ringo genuinely does that shit and that's honest to God just who he is...

Well okay.

But I honestly don't know...

I guess I'll have to look up an old interview with him.

Ringo has always been my favorite Beatle, and I don't even know what he's really like in interviews.

I like the Beatles' music but I never really gave a shit about who they were. TBH.

Same with Pink Floyd... didn't give a shit who those guys were but ALWAYS loved 'em.

I was super creeped out by the music as a lil kid though, I always had this image in my mind of these dudes being old and weird looking and shit...

Then I find out how hot David Gilmour is and I'm like holy fuck... THAT'S the dude who was singing this shit?!

Ahahaha! And Roger Waters... well, he sorta fit the bill more for me aesthetically as far as what I imagined these guys looked like. But he was still pretty decent looking back in the day too.
None of the Beatles were particularly hot.

George Harrison was great looking, I guess if any of them were hot it would have been him.


*watches 5 seconds of video*

Oh.

Okay, so that really is just how the fuck Ringo acts.

I think an important thing to keep in mind is that Ringo is a Cancer sign.

So he can be really emotional and cringe sometimes in his super intense need for intimacy...

But not like sexual intimacy, I mean just like TRUE intimacy. Human to human interaction with vulnerabilities and shit.

I really don't jive with it at all...

I can see why the Beatles had a lot of jokes made about them.

Ringo is definitely the weirdest one, but it's not like an insult or anything.

1:26 duuuude... they REALLY fucking hated Yoko. You can just tell by the body language. The fuck!??!?!

So what's the deal with Yoko Ono??? What's the story on that??

Seems like they really did totally hate her... I wonder why?? Was there more to it than that she was there all the time and they were annoyed with her?? That's what I always heard.

Was Yoko Ono John Lennon's controller? Or was it just a typical elitist family arrangement thing?? Probably.

2:50 daaaammmn. So THAT'S why they didn't like her... cuz she's a bitch!!! LOL OMG!!! She's like psycho or something!!! He was LEGITIMATELY super hurt and shit. If he was acting then he's a great actor.

3:12 seems kinda jealous too. VERY strange. What the fuck! Dude I guess this Yoko/Beatles drama really was juicy. So did Yoko really break the Beatles up???

4:20 ahhh, Ringo. The Beatles seem so human compared to the bullshit famous people of today.
Check it out in the bottom right corner of that thumbnail...

(07-07-2020, 11:55 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]

They make it small so you might miss it!!!

So they used 7/7/7 numerology for this too.

Hugely ritualistic, figures they'd use some of their biggest tools of all time for this BS...

They've been doing fundraisers with their YouTube videos lately too, trying to raise money for terrorist organizations basically...

It should be illegal.

I wouldn't wanna be on a list of people who donated to this shit, tell you that much.

People are so dumb they don't even realize what they're donating to.