I'd wear it as perfume, no BS.
I use it all over the place , maybe you belong in a garage like some kind of tool girl for the mechanics
Ah, that light, sweet aroma that harkens back to many a mechanical misadventure.
Some men wear it like
Skin Bracer by Mennen.
That's gonna be a nope for me dawg.
A little dab'll do ya!
Maybe just behind the ears.
I'm more of fertilizer, and garde hose.
Jijijiji!!!
Spraay to door no croak left, and for nowse is smeeling like FLOWWRE and PUSSY! Is tru.
LOL. The "WD" must really stand for "Wank Dick" of a 40-year old.
No wonder you like the musky smell so much, Fannie.
(09-17-2020, 11:25 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]
I fell into the mouth of the eager at dusk, studied deep in the belly of midnight, and was shat out of the buttcrack of dawn a learned man. I stand before you now, covered in a thin and glistening skein of feces, speaking pitch-perfect English.
Okay well, that is better.
See, I knew you could do it.
(Nunk is a buttbaby... verified.)
Any petroleum product on a chick is a deal breakee. Need to shower and degrease then i can rub magic lotion on you then back to the kitchen with mazola
I didn't know WD-40 had gas in it...
No wonder it smells so good!!!
"Say what again! SAY! WHAT! AGAIN! I DARE ya, I double-dare you
muthafucka! Say what one mo' GOTDAMN time!"
ROFL!! Always cracks me up!!
Good times, good times!
"DOES? HE? LOOK?! LIKE?! A BITCH?!?!"
ROFL!! Greatness.
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