So the other day I'm listening to Funk Ferret and this song comes on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ915MnKQYs
And I'm just thinking, who in the FUCK would wanna date somebody named "Slim"???
That shit better be irony, it better be a joke.
Women do not want a rail thin dude.
WHY?
Because THEY LOOK LIKE THEY CAN'T FEED YOU (or your potential offspring).
PERIOD.
Nature.
That said...
If you're a naturally skinny dude, look, it's whatever...
If you want a woman, you better just be sure you SOMEHOW FLAUNT your ability to feed a woman something besides dick.
If it ain't a goal in life, then I guess you're good.
The only women who wouldn't care about this would be those who are addicted to drugs, or have an otherwise totally broken survival mechanism...
Which is LOW VIBE and NOT GOOD for relationships anyways.
I'm just saying.
I'm here all week and I WILL tell you the truths of life, mkay.
It is what it is, and it ain't what it ain't.
(10-07-2020, 11:30 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]If you want a woman, you better just be sure you SOMEHOW FLAUNT your ability to feed a woman something besides dick.
How is this done?
Well it should be something on your person.
Not your stupid car or any bullshit like that.
Not even your house.
You need something ON YOUR PERSON to represent your ability to feed a bitch.
So for dudes, wearing a high quality/expensive watch, or really nice shoes can do the trick.
As a man, you never wanna go overboard with jewelry cuz it just looks gay.
If you're into rings, you can wear a nice ring too.
Whatever you do, make sure it's gold because this is the metal most deeply ingrained in the human subconscious as a wealth metal.
Invest in your presentation because it'll show you're capable of buying that shit, so you must be capable of feeding her.
If it takes you YEARS to afford such items, then spend those years toward this goal. You're a man, there's no limit on your reproductive viability.
I recommend going for nice jewelry items over expensive clothes, because you can wear the jewelry with anything, and as long as you dress nice (whatever your style is, doesn't matter) those items don't even have to be expensive.
I'm just trying to help you.
And I will also make another point which I've been chastised by salty men for...
Which, BTW, just lets you know it's 100% right on.
If you can get a job where you can wear any type of uniform...
You WILL make women wet.
The nicer and more tailored the uniform, the better.
If it has a hat, even better.
You'd literally be better off going around dressed like a fucking pilot than to wear normal shit and have no game.
I am just being real with you.
(10-07-2020, 11:38 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]You'd literally be better off going around dressed like a fucking pilot Sky Captain than to wear normal shit and have no game.
My bad, see I do make mistakes every great now and then.
A lot of dudes think nice cologne is a good way to flaunt your sexuality...
And that can be true.
I am not against a nice cologne, but make sure you do your research about which ones make women wet.
If you like the way it smells then I guess that's a bonus.
But I'd recommend bolstering your natural pheromones.
How do you do this? Well I recommend putting on your outfit for the day and then exercising or wanking til you break a good sweat.
Most women can feed themselves. They want a man's money to blow on shoes and purses.
So the Rolex and Florsheims are really just signalling that he can keep her in buttons and bows.
I am NOT saying you need to be fat.
But as a woman, I will be honest with you...
I'd rather have a fat dude than a super skinny dude who looks like he can't feed himself, me, or my non-existent children.
Again I must stress that this is nature.
This is not a choice.
This is not personal preference.
(10-07-2020, 11:48 AM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Most women can feed themselves. They want a man's money to blow on shoes and purses.
So the Rolex and Florsheims are really just signalling that he can keep her in buttons and bows.
Dev, I'm sorry but your saltiness is not an argument.
You know it's true, you know it's nature.
It is fact.
I forgive you and recognize your words for what they are.
But again, this is
nature.
Fellas, don't get mad...
Eat a cheeseburger.
And it's worth mentioning that many times, skinniness is interpreted as illness.
Which is also unwanted on a natural level.
Healthy women, that is, women who are not addicted to drugs and don't have a damaged sense of survival will not want to attempt to reproduce with you.
This is all subconscious...
It's not like they're going around consciously understanding these things.
These decisions happen at a subconscious level.
(10-07-2020, 11:48 AM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Most women can feed themselves.
Oh Dev...
You are priceless though!
(10-07-2020, 11:51 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Dev, I'm sorry but your saltiness is not an argument.
Ain't no woman that hungry in America. If by chance they can't feed themselves, their surrogate husband, the state, will gladly feed them. I never heard of a woman wanting to put up with a man just so she can eat three squares a day.
When I see Dev has replied to a hot topic, I just can't scroll down fast enough.
(10-07-2020, 12:01 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]If by chance they can't feed themselves, their surrogate husband, the state, will gladly feed them.
All dependent on functioning societal systems that are crumbling before our eyes...
Nature, fellas. Never forget.
(10-07-2020, 11:59 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]
Oh Dev...
You are priceless though!
I mean women fill 60% of the university seats, and every corporate environment is hyperfeminized beyond all reason lest the women be offended by some trivial thing. They're doing better than men financially nowadays.
(10-07-2020, 12:02 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]When I see Dev has replied to a hot topic, I just can't scroll down fast enough.
It amuses me when young women who think they're conservative reveal how deeply indoctrinated they are by feminism.
(10-07-2020, 12:07 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]It amuses me when young women who think they're conservative reveal how deeply indoctrinated they are by feminism.
LOL, you can't honestly argue that anything I've said in this thread has anything to do with feminism on any level...
But I will disengage this conversation with you because it's a weekday and much too early to risk driving you to drinking ;)
