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So I ended up watching the 2019 Charlie's Angels, and it was actually kind of enjoyable beyond the HORRIBAD and I do mean HORRIBAD feminazi bullshit.

They actually said some VERY interesting things in the movie, in fact, it made me glad I didn't even commentate on the movie (I figured it'd suck too hard, lmao, JBH) because the shit was a little too real, lmfao! I was like "DAMN, I can't believe this right now."

Definitely watch the new Charlie's Angels (2019) if you're ever MEGGGAAAA bored or just hard up, or on the off chance you actually happen to be a fan of anyone in the movie.

Quote:I'm eating a bowl of spaghetti, but I used Manwich sauce.

This made me so happy that I immediately stood up, and then just as immediately sat back down because my body was like "no, I need to sit to process this greatness". It happened so quickly that it felt like a sped-up jerky scene out of a Charlie Chaplin silent film. 

Quote:Crispin Glover

First of all... I mean... Crispin fucking Glover. Second, and to your point about how much the world has changed since this aired in 2k... just... Crispin fucking Glover was in the film adaptation of the 70's TV show "Charlies Angels".

With fucking Drew Barrymore. 

I feel like this all speaks for itself in ways that I can't really add to. It's just there's been SO much evolution in terms of pop culture and media, that I can't even begin to know where to start on this.

And by "I can't", I mean...



Crispin fucking Glover was IN a fucking Charlie's Angels reboot with the big A-list star of the movie, Drew motherfucking Barrymore. In the year 2000. 

Quote:Cheryl > Farrah

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Quote:Bill Murray

JESUS CHRIST...  I totally forgot he was in this. Good lord...

Quote:Charlie's Angels (1976)  --  Tommy Lee Jones

1970's Tommy Lee??? TIME FOR A DEEP DIVE. Fuck me. By the way... how amazing is it the way this man reinvents himself every decade? He always feels like he just got off the Hollywood Station Greyhound from bumfuck Ohio and he's this new actor in some pivotal role, every time he steps on a set. It's pretty formidable, in terms of the longevity and the ever-present freshness.

Legit found a whole playlist of shit tons of OG Charlie's Angels episodes on YouTube, not even gonna share it. This is an exclusive club. If you want it, you gotta earn it. Gonna wank to the first Bosley scene that comes on.

Okay, I've randomly selected an episode.

Once I get 5 minutes in within the next 3 hours of switching back and forth between random YouTube videos and other multitasking, I may update.

S1 E17 - "The Vegas Connection"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MicNSrrNlBo

0:04 OH MAAAAA GAAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS SOOOOO SEVENTIEEEESSSS I LOVEEE ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, this isn't even remotely one of my favorite classic TV shows but... come on. You can't deny the awesome nostalgia.

1:24 OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY SEVENTIES OFFICE I CANNOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT RIGHTEOUS DESK, I CAAAAAAAAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:33 OH. MAIIII. GAAAAAAHHHHH LOOK AT ALL THAT MONEY THHHOOOUUUUGGHHHH YAAAAAAAAAASSSS.

1:40 wait. What is she doing?? Lol. Is that one of the Angels??

1:48 dewd. The picture is like, REALLY fucking good for some pirated YT upload shit. Like that chick wasn't even that hot and she still look fine as hell.

2:38 IT'SSSSS FUCKINGGGGG BOSSSSLAAAAAYYYYYYYYY AHHH MY G--- just kidding, I shot my wad about the other stuff and now I got nothing left in the spank tank for Bosley, it is what it is.

3:53 this guy is the epitome of a dude who looks hot cuz it's the '70s but otherwise probably wouldn't turn me on.

6:20 what the fuck is the deal with this weird vase trophy thing she's got her hands all over, like hands off the merchandise lady, for real.

7:42 this is... not great. Like it's just... FUCKING BARELY holding my attention.

9:00 this Mallin lady looks like she's had buccal fat removal... wonder if they were doing that procedure back then?

11:05 "And every day passing is time. And time costs money." OH BIIIIIIITTTTTCH. THAT'S DEEEEEEEP.

11:40 lol at the glance down, she's thinking "$500 agh, wow that's... not much." Roflmfoalaoala.

11:47 I do like Bosley though.

12:28 why do I taste cilantro right now.

12:37 oh God man, this is making me want to forfeit present day and step right into 1970s Vegas and never, ever, ever ever ever ever come back. You know you feel the same way.

12:58 well of course you could, we've ALL thought about slutting our asses before... even the dudes.

14:52 either that lady's hand is HUGE, or her face is TINY.

15:11 bitch there's no such thing as "too much" garlic.

16:28 so is she gonna mention the creepy threatening chick or nah?

16:33 lol Farrah is NOT a good actress at this point in her career. But it's fine. The Kate chick is the best out of all of them.

22:20 "bad vibes" loooool.

24:32 let's clone Bosley and keep at least 5 of him around at all times.

31:14 duh-hayum!? I didn't expect that shit!!!!1

33:50 soak in this '70s goodness, the music, the cars, the whole scene.

34:44 you know this guy's gotta be turned on right now.

35:18 sheeeeeit, in 2023, she'd have been tased to death, lmao.

35:50 lol, they better give these muhfuckas a show, I know I would be!!!

Well, I ended up enjoying that episode... not bad for a random select.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEHjWq3q6g

I want to watch this one.

I assume Denny Miller is playing a bad guy, and that's hot.

(07-06-2023, 04:36 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEHjWq3q6g

S2 E5 - "Circus of Terror"

0:41 Jaclyn Smith reminds me of my cat.

2:39 "Thank God for gypsy luck!" Roflmfaolol.

3:17 "Believe it or not" roflmfaolol.

John Forsythe was the voice of Charlie and I find it strange they never showed him because he was a pretty good looking guy. If they were gonna opt not to show Charlie, then why not get an ugly dude with a super sexy voice to play him instead??

3:27 "too big for mere gypsies to handle" roflmfaolol.

5:44 this guy definitely knows how to get laid.

8:03 "I don't care about the money, I just wanna be a clown." GURL SAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE.

11:08 lol wow, these guys are a couple of real assholes.

14:40 I don't know about this episode man.