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Being an incomplete idiot.
The Incomplete Idiot's Guide to IQ Testing
Euphemism for Idiots:

"dumb as a box of rocks"

"dumb as a puddle of mud"

"brick shy a full load"

"elevator doesn't go all the way up"

"lights on, no one home"
My favorite variation is "dumb as a box of shit."
"drifty as a ten-cent gyro"

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A sandwitch short of a picnic
One of my personal all-time favorites: "Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel."
blonde hair blue eyes(massively dilated pupils, who gave her what before this ?)
exhibit A 

(11-14-2020, 09:11 PM)Kenny Wrote: [ -> ]blonde hair blue eyes(massively dilated pupils, who gave her what before this ?)
exhibit A 

[video=themtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww[/video]

Okay, that was pretty stupid.

Laugh