*CRIES*
YOU'RE MAKING IT HARD NOT TO WATCH. YOU'RE MAKING IT HARD.
FUCKING RETROWAVE.
GOD I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU ALEX YOU BASTARD, FUCK.
I LOVE YOU.
Alex's fingers are sooo big and thick...
His hands are huge. I want him to spank me so hard.
He's sooo big and beefy.
Wow, InfoWars has really come under attack lately, like never before. The heat is really on!
I've grown to love Alex Jones so much.
I forgive him for the stupid things he's done lately.
He needs my love right now.
The beginning of that video is such a treat... he's said "strangle" at least 7 times!!!

Alex is my dream guy.
God I'd love to feel those big fat hands all over my body!
I love document cam...

Could you imagine being with a man like Alex? He's so strong and loud... he'd put you in your place and make you feel so dainty.
He's so funny too... I bet he's so fun to be with.
Mmmm God... I love Alex Jones.
He rouses something so deep within me...
A raw desire to be dominated even just in an automatic kind of way, like if you were just in the room with him. Sooo dominated.