I gotta tell ya...
There's a distinctly unique feeling of monumental fail that encompasses such a misstep.
were you wearing sandals or slippers or bare feet ?
are the nails painted ?
do you have toenail fungus ?
do you have athletes foot ?
what size are they ?
my step father has a large growth on his foot like elephant man
Whoa.
Whoa dude.
Just whoa.
Yep, it makes all your movements shut down.
Aslo, I was wanting to mention this to you earlier. I was pointing my toe and noticed my foot looks like a dick with big balls.
Stop running around like a toe-nado and take it easy, girl.