SECTUAL

First of all, let me give you a brief and entirely unsolicited history of my freakish body hair incidents...

When I was about 7 or 8, I discovered and pulled an incredibly long hair from my chin. Shocked and disturbed, I ran to my grandmother in tears and showed her the offending hair. She said oh you probably just have an excess of testosterone. I had no idea what that meant and proceeded to cry even more, but she assured me everything was fine. That chin hair has been aggressively plucked bi-monthly ever since.

I also have another freak hair just below my armpit which has been there since the teen years.

Now, another freak hair has emerged, and yes, I'm convinced this is just ONE hair that grows scarily fast.

I first discovered and plucked it a few months ago from my right eyebrow.

Yesterday, I had to pluck it again.

I observed the hair in amazement...

It was just sooo...

Long.

Now listen, I get it...

As we get on in years, these things happen. Ear hair, nose hair, other types of weirdo hair. I understand that.

But that fact aside...

What's the deal with freakishly long eyebrow hair???

Anybody else??

I combed my eyebrows up and verified that indeed, most of them are a normal length.

I used to trim them as part of my grooming rituals every few months. I have NEVER been an eyebrow plucker...

I will pluck the unibrow, but that's ALL.

(12-09-2020, 03:00 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I combed my eyebrows up and verified that indeed, most of them are a normal length.

There are a few stragglers that are longer than the overall length, but nothing extreme whatsoever.

Nothing...

Freakish.

https://www.popsci.com/science/article/2...t-so-hairy

According to this article, testosterone is the likely cause.

Big-tittied granny right again?!

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the tale of my grandma's massive titties, I've got you covered...

Begin here: https://www.sectual.com/thread-17468-pos...#pid126301

I wonder if anybody has ever shaved the normal sections of their eyebrows and just let
the unibrow part grow. It'd be the Hitler moustache of eyebrows. YouTube-famous, yo.

(12-09-2020, 02:58 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]When I was about 7 or 8, I discovered and pulled an incredibly long hair from my chin. Shocked and disturbed, I ran to my grandmother in tears and showed her the offending hair. She said oh you probably just have an excess of testosterone. I had no idea what that meant and proceeded to cry even more, but she assured me everything was fine. That chin hair has been aggressively plucked bi-monthly ever since.

 

When I got old, I started getting random long eyebrow hairs that stick out instead of following the natural curve of the other eyebrow hairs. I pluck them bastards, and that one that keeps coming up over the bridge of my nose between my eyebrows.