I wonder if huge purses correlate with huge pussies.
There could be a correlation between huge purses and reproductive potential...
I have a pretty big ass/hips, great for birthin' them babies.
That's what keeps my fanny pack from slipping down...
I always knew you were a fanny packer.
I'll hide a meat stick in there fer ya.
(12-23-2020, 11:26 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I think the 1.5 inchers is where it's at.
*cries out loudly*
"THANK YOU GOD!!! THANNNNK YOOOUUU GOOOOOD!!!" *clings to scant hope*
Aww come ON! You
couldn't expect me to NOT jump all over that!
LOL...
Y'all gotta get your minds out of the gutter!
This thread though!!!
You say that like I wasn't talking about my finely carved soapstone Christmas figurines. *raised brow*
OK, in keeping on-topic I shall concede... I could totally sport a backpack.
IF, that is IF I'm going out all day. Like hiking or something. State park shenans and the like.
Or heading off on a bike, across town or something. Anything that would take more than a couple hours.
Water, beef jerky, Dolly Madison donuts [don't you DARE judge me!] ya know, the essentials. : )
(12-23-2020, 01:56 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Y'all gotta get your minds out of the gutter!
How come? Did you get a new boyfriend who's insanely jealous of your online followers?
(12-23-2020, 11:51 AM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]I wonder if huge purses correlate with huge pussies.
Probably not actually although I have thought about this, and experienced huge pussies with tiny handbags.
Tiny pussies with huge purses.
I dunno it might in some instances though.
(12-23-2020, 12:11 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]Do you keep any candy bars in your fanny pack?
https://www.candyclub.com/blog/wp-conten...Bars_2.png
If you put that up a snatch bro, it will smell like dead cats for weeks!
Like the whipped cream, never squirt it up there just put it on it.
Anything with dairy in a Vagina = bad smell for a long time.
(12-23-2020, 03:56 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]How come? Did you get a new boyfriend who's insanely jealous of your online followers?
her silence speaks volumes
I bet he is a moolato named reggie and drives a big rig across country with lots of secrets
