... baking more cakes and pies and cookies than Martha Stewart ever dreamed of baking.
(12-23-2020, 10:32 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]... baking more cakes and pies and cookies than Martha Stewart ever dreamed of baking.
I would like to bake your cookies dude? Like red hot bakem gnomesayin?
I bet MO paints all of the tiny details on the Christmas cookies by hand. That's devotion.
It smells so good in that kitchen, I bet she's eating half of the cookies herself.
(12-23-2020, 10:58 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]I bet MO paints all of the tiny details on the Christmas cookies by hand. That's devotion.
Are you a betting person? Im not. But I bet within 30 minutes you can't walk properly. Just sayin
You know she just sleeping right? Lil cutey MO needs sleep too.
God bless her lil monkey heart.
Meanwhile, Dev and me are outside tapping on the window, motioning for scraps.
Hell yeah we'll take those odd leftovers of dough, they bake into cookies too! *hawngreh*
I can see it now... *screen goes foggy into dream sequence*
MO: *looks around* "What the fuck is that noise??"
D & S: *tapping on kitchen window, pointing towards cutting board*
MO: "Oh this shit ain't happenin!!" *marches briskly to window*
D & S: *light up, high-fives each other*
MO: *throws window open* "Can I fucking HELP you??"
Dev: "Them dough scraps lookin' fine as Heyell!"
Seih: "Dude, we could totally take those off your hands, like, seriously."
MO: "Scraps??" *turns, walks to cutting board, grabs handful of dough off-cuts*
D & S: *super excited, high-fives again*
MO: *back in window* "I don't see any damn scraps!!" *shoves cookie dough into her mouth*
D & S: *looks at each other, sad as FUCK*
MO: *chews grotesquely, mouth open* "Are we done??"
Dev: "Laaaaaame."
Seih: "Yeah man, that was super uncool dude."
MO: *raises shotgun with right hand*
D & S: *eyes widen, fearful*
MO: "Now if you bitchiz will excuse me, I've got Christmas cheer to spread up in this motherfucker!"
Dev: "Well if you're gonna be that way..."
Seih: "Is that non-alcoholic Sangria in your glass... over there?" *points, wants some*
MO: "I'm countin' to Three!!"
D & S: *looks at each other again*
MO: "And I'm startin' at Two!!"
D & S: *scrambles in circles like the Keystone cops, runs off into the night making Three Stooges sounds*
MO: "Goddamn fuckwits..." *closes window, goes back to baking*
lol
Proof that everyone's idea of me is better than the real me...
I mean uh, cookies anybody?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!
*presents massive platter of magical cookies straight from the North Pole elf shop*
(12-24-2020, 10:55 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Proof that everyone's idea of me is better than the real me...
I mean uh, cookies anybody?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!
*presents massive platter of magical cookies straight from the North Pole elf shop*
I love you pig nose. You know you are the heaviest of homies right?
You got peeps standing right behind you MO.
I love you my ol sis :)
Fung isn't it already Christmas over there in Futureland?
(12-24-2020, 11:05 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Fung isn't it already Christmas over there in Futureland?
I could give 2 fucks homie just spent up all night helping some chick from Croatia not kill herself.
I think she good now. More coffee for me for the win!
(12-24-2020, 11:10 AM)ELFUNGUSCHRISTIMUS Wrote: [ -> ]I could give 2 fucks homie just spent up all night helping some chick from Croatia not kill herself.
Well that's cool...
She'll probably be back in a few months to use you as an emotional dumpster some more, but...
At least you kicked the can down the road for her.
(12-24-2020, 11:12 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Well that's cool...
She'll probably be back in a few months to use you as an emotional dumpster some more, but...
At least you kicked the can down the road for her.
That is very unkind MO.
It is nothing romantic.
People coming out of box life, never been in box life, like I have, and think its funny.
They need help. So I help cos I get it. Not that it bothers me a shit LOL
More coffee ya cunts!
My only point is that usually when you come across people on the net who are willing to chat about their emotional problems and do the whole "I wanna die" thingy, they've probably talked to 5 other people about it too, and the likelihood is that they get a certain twisted fulfillment from luring people in and feeding on their concern.
Anybody who's been around the net for ~20+ years would know this.
(12-24-2020, 11:27 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]My only point is that usually when you come across people on the net who are willing to chat about their emotional problems and do the whole "I wanna die" thingy, they've probably talked to 5 other people about it too, and the likelihood is that they get a certain twisted fulfillment from luring people in and feeding on their concern.
Anybody who's been around the net for ~20+ years would know this.
Its very rare I agree.
But then so are you and me.
Curly haired dieded hair girl, I was using ISDN when you were a sperm in your daddies sack!
Now lets get back on point shall we? Or sharnt we?
(12-24-2020, 11:27 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]My only point is that usually when you come across people on the net who are willing to chat about their emotional problems and do the whole "I wanna die" thingy, they've probably talked to 5 other people about it too, and the likelihood is that they get a certain twisted fulfillment from luring people in and feeding on their concern.
Anybody who's been around the net for ~20+ years would know this.
I like how you said that.
Cool calm and collected.
That was like coffee ace bro!
Now for some guns n fuckin roses!
Interlude!
(12-24-2020, 10:55 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Proof that everyone's idea of me is better than the real me...
Interesting that you put it that way. I just bought my aunt a T-shirt that reads: "Lord, help me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am."
That's an awesome song! If he could croon that bitch in English I'd raise the horns!
I may have to culturally appropriate that chorus for uh, reasons... lol