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Why isn't there a song about how to change a tire??

"Air In My Spare" or "Jack In The Back"...

It can be made catchy and fun.

No songs about how to upholster furniture??

Or how to make lasagna??

WTF?
Songs that teach the principles of life...

Gnomesayin'??
(12-29-2020, 10:12 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]No songs about how to upholster furniture??

And obviously Jack White needs to be the one to grant this gift to the world...



Just fuckin' sayin'...

shrug
The world needs this.

Don't sleep on the instructional music genre.

For real.
Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
(12-29-2020, 11:55 AM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Was it something I said?

(12-29-2020, 10:12 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]"Jack In The Back"

No need to be coy, Roy.

Guest

you are onto something like say a lumberjack cutting a tree

plenty of rappers sing about carjacking and killing police that's doing stuff too you know

Guest

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The facts of life.

ELFUNGUSCARESLESS

Cos no one give a fuck about that shit no more, like you said once when on the road how the dudes at jiffy lube sorted out your pussy I mean car Rolleyes
"Oh baby, how I installed your new window frames, and it almost make you came!" No one gives a shit about such shit no more its just MONEY MONEY MONEY SEX SEX SEX