Why isn't there a song about how to change a tire??
"Air In My Spare" or "Jack In The Back"...
It can be made catchy and fun.
No songs about how to upholster furniture??
Or how to make lasagna??
WTF?
Songs that teach the principles of life...
Gnomesayin'??
(12-29-2020, 10:12 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]No songs about how to upholster furniture??
And obviously Jack White needs to be the one to grant this gift to the world...
Just fuckin' sayin'...

The world needs this.
Don't sleep on the instructional music genre.
For real.
Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
(12-29-2020, 11:55 AM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Was it something I said?
(12-29-2020, 10:12 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]"Jack In The Back"
No need to be coy, Roy.
you are onto something like say a lumberjack cutting a tree
plenty of rappers sing about carjacking and killing police that's doing stuff too you know
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The facts of life.
Cos no one give a fuck about that shit no more, like you said once when on the road how the dudes at jiffy lube sorted out your pussy I mean car

"Oh baby, how I installed your new window frames, and it almost make you came!" No one gives a shit about such shit no more its just MONEY MONEY MONEY SEX SEX SEX