Is there a feng shui of shitting??
Like are we supposed to shit facing east, south, etc.??
You mean a feng shuit.
Next time you have to take a dump Fannie, put on a blindfold and spin around a few times them squat.
After dropping the fudge take off the blindfold and see what direction you're facing.
I guess now you tell us this is why 5 gallon buckets make sense
You're supposed to shit with your ass in the air over your head.
you sit facing the water tank.
Fannie, we can do some back to back synchronised shitting.
I think shits could go better if we did? Like that ching house arranging shit? Whats it called? Ah fuck I don't care.