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ELFUNGUSTOWELS

They either just appear, or maybe I stole them from hotels, Im pretty sure I didn't.
Left over from my ex's or my Mum.
But now my towels are getting kinda holy, I might have to actually buy some towels.
How am I gonna do it? I have never done it?
Did you hear about the Wheel of Fortune contestant who never bought a vowel?

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You dont need towels in heaven sister fungus

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(01-09-2021, 06:29 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Did you hear about the Wheel of Fortune contestant who never bought a vowel?

Klever girl....

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Cheap towels are the best towels... I like 'em rough.
When it comes to towels, quantity matters.

ELFUNGUSTOWELS

(01-12-2021, 10:22 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Cheap towels are the best towels... I like 'em rough.

I dunno they would get holes in em easier like I have these old towels.
I dunno where they came from but they lasted.
Im not buying Chinese towels.
They might be made out of dead CCP people and that's gross man.
Like I can eat someones Liver with some farver beans n shit.
But I aint wiping my balls with some dead Chinese peeps like? fark?
WHAT?
I mean at least you post decent music sometimes.

ELFUNGUSANDLINEN

I almost went to Kmart and bought some towels but nah I have no idea wtf im doing I need to go steal some from a hotel or some shit.
Anonymous towels feel better anyway if you wash them with that dynamo professional nice smelling stuff.
Maybe I should eat some tide pods?