SECTUAL

It's a topic vaguely related to this one:

https://www.sectual.com/thread-4750.html

I haven't had the guts or the opportunity to do this very many times...

And I don't actually remember whether I've ever made eye contact whilst picking my nose.

So that means I need to do it.

When I was a kid, some other kid told me they saw me picking my nose when they were looking through my window...

Ever since then, I've been a mild exhibitionist when it comes to picking my nose. I don't care if anyone's watching!

But eye contact? That's some next level shit.

it's gotta be extended, unblinking eye contact.

IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND

You should start by picking your ear in public.

People don't seem to care much if you pick your ears.

What if you sniff the greasy delicious earwaxed fingertip after??

Whilst maintaining eye contact.

I'll have the chicken and ham on wheat with mayo.

Sustained eye contact whilst making seemingly unintentional obscene hand/finger gestures after having applied lotion in a casual non-romantic and typically even public setting.

You should rip some big, loud ones while making eye contact.

The thing about life is, you GOTTA pick your nose.

Sometimes several times per day.

When you have a big booger lodged in there, it's just so good to get it out.

You know, the kind where you breathe through your nose and there's that wet sound, that massive gloopy booger obstructing your nosehole...

Get it right under your fingernail and pull it out.



The fuck was I talking about??

But I was just thinking about how necessary it is to clean your nostrils of all the boogers AT LEAST ONCE PER DAY.

Depending on the weather and other such things I think it can be necessary to pick your nose up to 3 times per day!

Geez, I didn't mean to sound so excited about that...

i've decided that, upon the need to clear out my nasal passages, i shall do so staring into my webcam.

you're welcome, FBI.

I like to grab my smartphone and give the front camera lens an up close view of the massive gooey booger under my fingernail, even though the CIA definitely isn't watching.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-n...g-24279936

it's like a declaration of war. no nose picking or spanking games!? why even live.