it's that time.
it is that mother fucking time.
almost. closely. soon.™
i never thought my moustache would fill in enough to rock a handlebar. all i needed to do was believe. and get paid to sit at home where i can let my beard go crazy.
this is the future. we're redoing the late 1800s. massive scientific expansion, massive facial hair expansion.
you're not a man without facial and chest hair.
I only have maybe 8 chest hairs , little underarm hair , plenty of facial and genital
Do you have a pictoral example of your preferred handlebar moustache look???
I just looked into it and I see that there are a variety of styles...
I'm pretty sure I know which kind you're into.
I personally think this is a fine real world example of a good handlebar moustache:
https://img.mensxp.com/media/content/201...00x900.jpg
that's pretty damn close to what i'm going to have, but also with full beard. i have a natural gap between the moustache and beard, which continues down around the soul patch. makes it a lil tricky to find precise examples.
i'd like to have the curl be an upside down fibonacci spiral at some point.
HALF THE STACHE IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW
JUST WALK IT OFF
WORK IT OUT
GIVE IT SOME TIME
RELAX
AND RELAX YER SPHINCTERS TOO
CONSCIOUS SPHINCTER RELAXATION GON MAKE YO LIFE EASIER
oh god that made all the difference
MUSTACHE CRISES CAN ALWAYS BE DEALT WITH BY PATIENCE AND FINESSE OF TOUCH
and a dab of something sticky
OKAY WELL I AM JUST NOT GONNA TAKE THAT TO THE PLACES WHERE I COULD TAKE THAT TO AND I CAUTION YOU TO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY IN THE FUTURE GOOD SIR THIS IS THE WILD WEST AROUND HERE AND A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULDNT BE SO CONSCIENTIOUS AS MYSELF
WHO'S GONNA TRY TO ARGUE THAT A FRESH SNAIL TRAIL ISN'T THE BEST GOOP FOR A MOUSTACHE?