SECTUAL

No I'm not talking about all that coke you did in the 80s!!!

I'm talking about straight up some shit that you totally didn't mean to inhale but it was just too close to your nose and it just kind of happened??

Wow, it burns. For real.

I mean it BURNS burns.

I'm fine now but, wow...

I bet shit like that probably only happens like a dozen times throughout the span of a lifetime.

With things other than water or food. Lmao.

I inhaled an entire fly -- one of those slow-moving fat ones, and ended up panicking and pushing it up in further, so that my mom had to pry it out of my screaming face with tweezers. Fucking HORRIFYING.

Oh man you have me topped.

What I inhaled was like mega small.