Just remember...
A handful is TOO MUCH NUT!
This is a snack best enjoyed a little at a time!
Sometimes I like to suck on the corn nut for a while before I bite into it.
What snack do the cool kids like? Corn Nuts.
I cut the Corn Nuts wrapper in half and lick the salt off the inside before I throw it away.
Just the same as my popcorn bags!
Quote:Holloway later renamed his product CornNuts. After Holloway and his sons Maurice and Rich learned of a breed of corn grown in Cusco, Peru (often referred to as Cuzco corn) that grew large kernels (some said to have been bigger than a quarter), the company researched developing a hybrid of the Cusco corn that could be grown effectively in California. After a decade of research, the company introduced CornNuts made with the hybrid variety in 1964. CornNuts sold on the market today are no longer of the large Cusco corn size.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_nut
THE STORY OF THE CORNNUT
THE COMPANY WAS PURCHASED FROM THE FAMILY IN 1998
NOW THAT IT'S CORPORATE, THEY DON'T CARE ANYMORE
WE NEED MORE CORNNUTS
BUT THEY'RE NOT LISTENING
DO THEY EVEN MAKE CORN NUTS ANYMORE?!?!?@!?@!?@!@?!
One thing about it is...
CornNuts are VERY loud to eat.
If you're around others...
They're gonna have to be down with the program.
That's why you have to introduce everyone to CornNuts and encourage them to eat the crunchy snack loudly and proudly together.
I feel like I already made a thread about this.
Phantom Thread Syndrome...
Sucking the salt from each cornnut is a very important part of the cornnut enjoyment process. Gotta soften that endosperm and really enjoy the salt and oil before crunchtime. This is the only acceptable way to enjoy the pinnacle snack of the American grain, King Corn.
This is a very erotic thread.