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This topic has gotta have its own thread at this point, the shit is hilarious...

 

Fkn lerrrlll

WHat about the other bitch who has the squinty eyes? Whats her name? Zellschoner?

"Keira Knightley Explores 21st Century NYC"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-17894.html

(03-28-2021, 10:26 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]



This is her 'thing', rofl!!! I love it. This is the kinda shit I live for.



This chick is absolutely brilliant.

This one is my fave... 0:19.

I dunno, just something about how brilliant her facial expression is when she says it, and her eyes beam like she actually thinks it's gorgeous. ROFL, it's just amazing.



0:23 she's VERY talented... she has the Winona 'S' on point.

The parlay part was probably the funniest in general though.

I'm not even a Keira Knightley fan particularly, so I dunno any of the references if there are any, but I still think it's hilarious.

This is disgusting.

2:16 her Winona voice is so on point it's crazy, I love it so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If that's how you want to act you are never going to get anywhere custard panties.
Just be you, people like just you.

(05-24-2021, 01:38 PM)ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS Wrote: [ -> ]If that's how you want to act you are never going to get anywhere custard panties.
Just be you, people like just you.

MO!!!!

I'M GETTING A TRANSMISSION FROM THE FUTURE. 

ELFUNGUS IS COMPROMISING YOUR IMMORTALITY; SLOWLY BLOTTING OUT THE INTERSTELLAR LIGHT WITH AN INCESSANT STREAM OF SHIT-DAPPLED GIBBERISH DESIGNED TO SWIVEL FOCUS FROM ANY GIVEN THREAD OVER TO HIMSELF, SO THAT IN 500 YEARS, WHEN THIS DATA IS BEING PARSED BY AI AS THEY DECIDE WHO TO BRING BACK TO LIFE, HE WILL BE THE STANDOUT FOR HAVING SUCCESSFULLY HIJACKED THE FLOW. 

THIS CANNOT HAPPEN. 

YOU MUST BE THE ONE THE AI CHOOSES. 

I have spoken.

MO good job