SECTUAL

BUT MOSTLY JUST ALWAYS

one of the shortcuts to haintin a joint.

Fucking exactly.

Sweet mother of God.

I love haintin'!

And it's true...

I think I hainted it.

It was one of them thar unintentional haintins.

I like just standing there for long periods of time, leaning.

Sometimes I like to bring food and drink with me.

Try hiding under the bed and the spaces between the couches and walls.

Especially a corner with a chair in front of it.

Lol uh no, but you just identified your haint archetype to me with that statement. It's not BAD... but it does come off as way creepier than you really are.

Like, just because you're standing in the corner behind the coatrack doesn't mean you're as creepy as you look.

But people are ALWAYS gonna see it that way whenever they see you.

I've literally heard ghost stories about your type, standing in corners creeping kids out!

I know it's all a misunderstanding but I feel like on some level you KNOW you're scaring the children.

There's no justifying being under the bed though...

And we know you don't really do that.

You're just being edgy.

I have a knack of squeezing into cramped sapaces. I can even squeeze throung the spaces between chair legs.

I used to place sheets over the spaces to make a tent.

Also, try hiding behind drapes.

Wanking and posting much?!