Well now I know why it's so small. I've been jiggling it for most of my life.
It's a beautiful point of understanding to come to.
Enriching. Powerful.
But on some real shit, it's been about 100 million years since I saw Sheena Easton.
I always thought she used too much hairspray.
The '80s used too much hairspray.
Then the '90s said hold my beer...
Shit died down mid-90s though.
The last hurrah was a big one...
A big, tall, crunchy, last hurrah.