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There are actually some weirdass stories in my life involving vacuum cleaners too, like this ghost story...

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(10-31-2018, 03:39 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]The third story was when I was about 15 or so. I woke in the middle of the night to see a figure standing beside my bed. I couldn't tell whether it was male or female. It had dark hair in a short hairstyle, kind of like a bob or a bowl cut. It appeared to be wearing scrubs. It also appeared to be holding something, like a pillow or a small blanket. Anyway, I essentially caught it staring at me. When I roused to drowsy consciousness, it stepped back from the bedside, turned to its right and started to walk around the edge of my bed, toward the doorway to the room. The walk was very creepy... almost jagged, like something you'd see in a horror movie, only without the totally ridiculous special effects, etc. Once it reached the doorway area, it stood facing the corner directly to the right of the doorway. To this day, it was the creepiest thing I've ever seen with my own two eyes. After that, I moved my bed to face another direction where I wasn't able to see the corner or most of the door.

The interesting thing is that leading up to this event, I had (probably for a few weeks, on and off) been waking in the middle of the night to strange 'illusions' of 'something materializing' in that corner by the door. The clearest one I can remember was the illusion of a vacuum cleaner (of all things) just sort of levitating over in the corner. Over time I have come to the conclusion that it was this presence (whoever it was) attempting to manifest, and that once it had successfully manifested (the time I caught it staring at me), it was never seen again. I always got the impression that particular ghost was just "passing through" and was not a "regular" in the building.

There were a few regulars though, very intense and strong presence. Many other stories of strange occurrences, but these are the top actual sightings which I personally experienced. In that building.

I am gonna have to ponder on this one because it's kind of odd, now that I think about it.
(08-12-2021, 04:03 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]It's just weird I was in love with a vacuum cleaner straight away, like right off the bat, when I had never really cleaned in my life. I was just a little kid and it's not that my mom didn't necessarily try to teach me that cleaning is gonna be a necessary thing in my life, but I had certainly never vacuumed or even experienced the sense of fulfillment that it brings.

Not in THIS Life...

; )
Oh damn, good point!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohyeah
My mom was also an #AriesMoon.

She scared me a little.

Panic
Aries Moon are hardcore mofos...

I've heard a few things about them (traits/behaviors) over the years that REALLY stuck out to me...

Yeah, essentially they're considered lowkey scary, especially towards family/homelife, or in matters of the heart.
On the cleanliness thing...

My God!! I just put the trash out, pick-up day is tomorrow, and my wheelie bin
smells sooooooooooooo bad!!! Despite my spraying it down after every pick-up with
1/2 & 1/2 water and bleach. I really need to call the city to see if I can get a new one.

I was talking to my neighbor a couple months ago, lol - we've spoken since, I know that
sounded funny though... #ShutInLife - but I was telling her my trash can smelled like dead
wet dog and she said "That's cuz there WAS a dead dog in there..."

I said "Oooooh dayum, are you serious??" She said yeah, the previous tenants had dogs and
a couple of them died [I know also because I unearthed a dog's skull & jawbones in my backyard -
it was peeking out, soil eroded away, I wasn't digging for it!] and one of them was IN my trash can!! 
Dude, so totally gross. Firstly, that shit is multi-level wrong but just so nasty-gross on top of it. 
So I get nauseas to the power of 10 when I have to put it out.

I need a pressure washer. Hit that bitch with some soapy bleach water and pray it works.
Oh my God man.

I don't even fucking know what to say.
I know EXACTLY what to say:

"Hello, I was wondering who I need to speak to in order to get a new outside trash can..."

lol
And I remember that vacuum-ghost-story thread! That's some freaky business mang!
Cool and all, but freaky-scary!

Eek
(08-12-2021, 03:43 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: [ -> ]When I was five years old, I used to run up and lick the TV screen when Wonder Woman
would come on. Mmmm, that Lynda Carter man... *drifts off to his pervy place*

#ScorpioSun

lol

Her costume always looked like there was something baggy in her shorts, like a diaper or something.
Yeah if you're gonna wear a superhero or villain outfit as a woman, you gotta make sure the crotch looks right.

I'd think a cameltoe with some definition would be preferable to looking bulky.

For me, I make sure that you can see the light through the other side of that shit. I don't have a cameltoe, but there are inevitable folds of material where the crotch rests along the curves of the body. I think it can even be kind of smexy.
Not just the crotch. The whole butt area looked like it was filled with something other than butt.
It may have been just baggy shorts.

But why would they design a costume that flattered her awesome cleavage and make her butt look baggy?
Maybe they originally cast someone with a bigger butt for the role. When that didn't work out, they used the same costume on Carter.
Yeah, it all has to be as skin tight as possible...

Particularly in the crotch, ass, around the knees.

I go for all black, and try to appear as seamless as possible.
This is another reason why a thin/trim figure is indispensable... a superhero/villain costume is never gonna look good in the midsection if you're chubby. Gotta be flat.

I have perfected my version of the villainess costume since I became obsessed with Catwoman when I was about 12.
No femme fatale steals her whole look from another bitch...

You have to make it your own, and have your own calling card.
Linda Carter had a flat butt.

Maybe too flat by today's standards.

The cut on the leg openings was all wrong, for one thing. Too square. It made them look like granny panties.
I personally didn't dig her outfit... it is just designed to attract different aesthetically interested people. LOL. I have held this opinion for many years with regards to why I was just never that drawn to Wonder Woman. I have never seen any of the new movies either. I don't really resonate with her archetype.

All the superheros and villains are just classic lore archetypes, so I've noticed. Whichever ones you're attracted to just sorta depends on who you are inside.
I watched Wonder Woman because Linda Carter was insanely beautiful and had nice cleavage. There's no deeper psychological reason than that.
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