08-22-2021, 11:35 PM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
I was just browsing through Netflix and the title and redhead chick caught my eye...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder_Milkshake
I love female spy movies/shows, even though they are absolutely ridiculous. I just can't help it. I have a weakness.
I just looked at the trailer...
I'm like oh HELL yeah, I'm watching THAT, please and thank you, rofl!!!
Let's begin...
And just a warning, timestamps will probably be off because it's no secret I've always despised the Netflix video player's lack of an accurate fucking timestamp.
0:06 wow this prism intro graphic is really pretty... STX Films.
1:21 oooOoOooo, strong opening!
1:45 lmao, oh it's shitbox levels of dumb right out of the gate, but it doesn't appear to take itself too seriously, and I think that's a good thing.
2:28 lol @ the imported cereal and the anime... ah, millennials.
2:48 "...Sewing." Roflmfaololol.
3:03 I like this retro diner aesthetic, nice colors. It's a good ambience.
3:55 very Tarantino-esque score.
4:50 why does her mom have an accent and she doesn't? I dunno, it's kinda interesting to think about.
5:32 is this milkshake scene really about to make me cry like a bitch? OMG. Lmfao. Gotta be the PMS, which as an aside, has been all but non-existent this month, thank you God!
8:18 that was a cool scene, I like how the sound of the shots got farther away.
10:00 I like this guy, he looks like somebody I know.
13:33 "I <3 kittens" roflmfaolmfaolol.
15:00 makes you wonder how many places really are fronts for this kinda shit though. I know I've been to a few.
15:40 and it's the great and powerful Angela Bassett, of AHS fame. She never ages.
17:40 wonder what was with the little symbol she drew on her back.
18:16 lol, I like this scene where they're handling all the guns and trying to figure out her type. It's kind of endearing, all of the characters vibe well and it's very nice.
29:37 oh I'd totally fuck crowbar guy!
29:42 I love the red lighting in this scene.
34:42 lol well I gotta say, this whole traitor scene was kind of unexpected! I like it. Convenient.
45:05 great scene, probably the best yet.
46:37 roflmao I gotta tell ya, this fight scene full of gimped up motherfuckers was a brilliant idea.
53:10 they're trying to act like "serial killer" is an obsolete expression by saying she heard it on the "History Channel"... is this set in the future or something? They trying to act like serial killers won't be a thing in the future? Probably because of all the surveillance.
1:13:05 I like the Asian lady, she might even be my favorite character in the whole movie.
1:19:20 I just wanna be a supervillainess antihero.
I got a ham sammich during intermission, hamburger dills on the side, and a nice tall glass of milk, ready to watch these bitches slay.
1:21:09 I like this guy, he plays an excellent bad guy. Let's see who he is. It's this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Nagaitis
1:22:06 cool set, interesting concept... it's actually a pretty creative movie, not bad. I've enjoyed it.
1:27:32 lol little does he know, she's got Tommy the Tomahawk!!! I know how she feels. Reminds me of Tommy the Talking Shotgun from Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror (1991).
1:34:15 "But it's you, mom! You always have a plan!" Lmfao, guilt trip much?! These bitches need a shower.
1:37:00 well I can see where this is going... *facepalm* She killed his only son. Well, I was on her team before.
1:41:36 oh wow, nice choice of a song for this scene, who would have thought! "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue"... a cover, but still tighter than a flea's asshole nonetheless.
1:42:10 lmao Angela Bassett's face while she's slamming that dude's head into the milkshake... priceless.
It was an enjoyable watch... I'm gonna say 8 and 3/4 stars out of 10.
I was just browsing through Netflix and the title and redhead chick caught my eye...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder_Milkshake
I love female spy movies/shows, even though they are absolutely ridiculous. I just can't help it. I have a weakness.
I just looked at the trailer...
I'm like oh HELL yeah, I'm watching THAT, please and thank you, rofl!!!
Let's begin...
And just a warning, timestamps will probably be off because it's no secret I've always despised the Netflix video player's lack of an accurate fucking timestamp.
0:06 wow this prism intro graphic is really pretty... STX Films.
1:21 oooOoOooo, strong opening!
1:45 lmao, oh it's shitbox levels of dumb right out of the gate, but it doesn't appear to take itself too seriously, and I think that's a good thing.
2:28 lol @ the imported cereal and the anime... ah, millennials.
2:48 "...Sewing." Roflmfaololol.
3:03 I like this retro diner aesthetic, nice colors. It's a good ambience.
3:55 very Tarantino-esque score.
4:50 why does her mom have an accent and she doesn't? I dunno, it's kinda interesting to think about.
5:32 is this milkshake scene really about to make me cry like a bitch? OMG. Lmfao. Gotta be the PMS, which as an aside, has been all but non-existent this month, thank you God!
8:18 that was a cool scene, I like how the sound of the shots got farther away.
10:00 I like this guy, he looks like somebody I know.
13:33 "I <3 kittens" roflmfaolmfaolol.
15:00 makes you wonder how many places really are fronts for this kinda shit though. I know I've been to a few.
15:40 and it's the great and powerful Angela Bassett, of AHS fame. She never ages.
17:40 wonder what was with the little symbol she drew on her back.
18:16 lol, I like this scene where they're handling all the guns and trying to figure out her type. It's kind of endearing, all of the characters vibe well and it's very nice.
29:37 oh I'd totally fuck crowbar guy!
29:42 I love the red lighting in this scene.
34:42 lol well I gotta say, this whole traitor scene was kind of unexpected! I like it. Convenient.
45:05 great scene, probably the best yet.
46:37 roflmao I gotta tell ya, this fight scene full of gimped up motherfuckers was a brilliant idea.
53:10 they're trying to act like "serial killer" is an obsolete expression by saying she heard it on the "History Channel"... is this set in the future or something? They trying to act like serial killers won't be a thing in the future? Probably because of all the surveillance.
1:13:05 I like the Asian lady, she might even be my favorite character in the whole movie.
1:19:20 I just wanna be a supervillainess antihero.
I got a ham sammich during intermission, hamburger dills on the side, and a nice tall glass of milk, ready to watch these bitches slay.
1:21:09 I like this guy, he plays an excellent bad guy. Let's see who he is. It's this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Nagaitis
1:22:06 cool set, interesting concept... it's actually a pretty creative movie, not bad. I've enjoyed it.
1:27:32 lol little does he know, she's got Tommy the Tomahawk!!! I know how she feels. Reminds me of Tommy the Talking Shotgun from Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror (1991).
1:34:15 "But it's you, mom! You always have a plan!" Lmfao, guilt trip much?! These bitches need a shower.
1:37:00 well I can see where this is going... *facepalm* She killed his only son. Well, I was on her team before.
1:41:36 oh wow, nice choice of a song for this scene, who would have thought! "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue"... a cover, but still tighter than a flea's asshole nonetheless.
1:42:10 lmao Angela Bassett's face while she's slamming that dude's head into the milkshake... priceless.
It was an enjoyable watch... I'm gonna say 8 and 3/4 stars out of 10.