SECTUAL

You know, one of these...

https://imgur.com/a/VDwYag3

I was standing like 10 ft. away from it, no glasses on...

I see this pair of eyes staring at me, and I look back hard and legitimately have a thought along the lines of "YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, BUDDY!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?"



And then I realize...

IT'S A CARTOON/HAPPY FACE ON A FUCKING PLASTIC BAG.

This actually happened.

And people try to say I'm NOT "really" crazy...

Like, I MIGHT be able to understand it if the face looked EVEN REMOTELY REAL ON ANY LEVEL WHATSOEVER, but that's NOT THE CASE.

Earlier I was doing one of those weird "anchorperson has a stroke" things where I couldn't get my words out properly too...



Not quite like that, but it was still pretty fucking weird.

oh man i love burtations