SECTUAL

Sometimes when I wake up, I cut a fart so intense that I almost feel kinda violated.

I mean the force with which it rips out of my ass leaves me wondering why it wasn't just released as I slept.

It's like it was waiting for me just so I could hear it and be impressed.

Maybe my asshole is in love with me.

Awkwarrrrd!!!

God absolutely bless...

I've fibrillated my bunghole forcefully enough to emulate a variety of woodwind and brass instruments.

0:11 BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's just the context, bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, I've never seen that movie... it looks pretty good.

Looks fkn excellent actually, lmao.

It was a sleeper that gained a huge following in video release. One of my favorite flicks.

That's what happens when you're always sticking things in your butt.

I'll have you know I haven't stuck things in my butt in A WHILE!