SECTUAL

It had a super weird head on it that looked like those slits you make in a pie crust.

It came super easy and it was like an endless lotion pump.

All I did was stroke it a few times, but as soon as I touched the head, that's all it took.

When the Aliens cum for you, ask them if I can tag along and wank off when they're banging you.

Well duh!

I can't wait to eat those weird alien fruits and take weird alien poops.