Hardly ever a good idea, but it worked out okay for me this time.
Fart forcing just always seems to come under questionable circumstances.
I would call it a "gateway fart"...
A successful gateway fart leads to genuine rectal feedback.
One advantage of not wearing panties is that you won't have to worry about bacon strips after fart forcing.
#TheMoreYouKnow
ROFLMAO OMG this thread is hilarious.
May the farts be with you.
The farts have actually very much been with me so far today.
I feel blessed.
I haven't eaten anything yet today, I don't remember what I ate yesterday. The last thing I remember eating is an apple.
Fresh fruit will definitely make you toot.
Use the Force, Trix... Let go...
BBBRRRAAAPPP
A-farting we will go!
A-farting we will go!
Heigh ho, the dairy-o...
Nah, fuck it.
Fukn newbie. If you don't know what you ate to cause the farting my. Next time cup the fart in your hand and give it to someone to smell what u had
Wait a minute... Suppose poops are really solid farts.
That’s so weird, I farted just before I saw this thread!?
Is farting a language?
I'll have to record it with my meat microphone.
Its like she wants us thinking about her ass 24/7
Send loving thoughts toward my ass.
Your ass can blow us some kisses.