jusi castreau, princess of the new castrati
Justine Turdeau.
OT but isn't it kinda lame when an 'e' is added to the end of an extremely male name in a cheap attempt to make it 'girly'? I just feel like everybody deserves better, no offense. Age of Aqua y'all, let's innovate...
What are we innovating today?
Age of aqua what's this btw?
(03-09-2022, 06:09 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]What are we innovating today?
You mean society as a whole, or just me personally?
I've actually been really inspired lately, I'd like to think innovation is something I aim for whenever I'm doing something, especially if it's creative!
You can even innovate with cooking. There are lots of ways to innovate!
I wanderer around Monrovia drinking and drooling. I slaved on road gangs in Mexico drinking modelo
Today I run a boutique brothel where derelicts can know the love of a fancy lady . Drop in sometime pull out your boner and enjoy the silky slobbering pleasures of my harlots
(03-09-2022, 09:50 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]pull out your boner and enjoy the silky slobbering pleasures of my harlots
Holy shit...
I fukn love slinkies
I bet we make perfect nerds together making scrap books
When I was a kid, I either won or ordered this clear neon green/yellow plastic slinkie from Nickelodeon magazine.
I'm not sure whether it was won or purchased, but I'm thinking it was won somehow because it took like 5 million years to arrive. It was gorgeous. I loved that fucking thing.
The reason I say it might have been something I won rather than paid for is because it's notorious that when you 'win' something and get it for free, it takes forever to arrive.
And I was like 6 so when I say I paid for it, my parents paid for it if it was purchased... duh.
I remember being VERYYYYYY concerned about its fucking arrival though.
I waited and waited and waited and waited.
I've always been the same.
That's actually one of the things that makes me extremely sad about being a kid...
I remember my childhood and the way I felt about all kinds of stuff with stunning clarity.
There's no way I'd ever wish that on another person, which is why I refuse to have kids.
Kids are so excited about things. They take shit seriously when they want something...
Like that slinkie. I'm serious when I tell you I thought it was coming EVERY day, so I'd wait for the mail...
I'd be all disappointed every time it didn't arrive. Which was a lot. For a long time.
It's just so sad to me. That's why I believe in instant gratification.
I'm all about drones dropping our packages off same-day at our doors.
Was it important for me to be a kid and experience the anticipation of receiving something slow-boat, snail's pace via the mail?
Meh, I guess. Would it have been as important to me if I had gotten it instantly? I guess not.
But damn, that waiting though...
If you had kids they would probably be adorable gingers
Careful what u wish for
Funny you are paranoid of having kids. Same boat
I kinda would like a life devoted endlessly to my wifely
I am never having sex again, just to be sure it never happens.
That's how serious I am.
I don't give a FUCK.
Fuck sex. Don't need it, don't want it. Not worth it.
Small perky boobies are my fav
I luv justin and slinkies