SECTUAL

I've been watching the true crime genre on YouTube and lastnight whilst watching a clip of a particularly cringey female lawyer defending an OBVIOUSLY guilty male murderer (how the fuck do these scumbag lawyers actors sleep at night, lmao)...

I realized that being a lawyer is like being an actor, but for really really boring people.

Also for people who weren't good looking enough to actually be an actor/actress.

The clients are usually more exciting. Check out this reverse OJ.

"Reverse OJ" fucking LOOOOOOOLLLLLLMG.