SECTUAL

Read more about my "cute animal" voice...

"Animals make me act dumb"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-1969.html

EE KNOW YEE WERE TREEUN

TAH GAFF ME DAH BAAST OF YERR LUFFFUUUUNNNNZ

HERRRHERRRHERRRHERRRRR SHWEET DURRLUN

This has been my kitty love anthem since 2019.

For some reason, only calicos bring it out in me.

And when there's no kitty, I am unable to sing that way.

I've tried it, I can't tap into it when I'm kittyless.

And even when there IS a kitty, if it's not a calico, it doesn't work.

Of course it's a well known fact by now that I do not support having pets indoors...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-18535.html

I stand by that but it's complicated, suffice it to say.

AHHBREE NEET UN DEE

I've also been singing "Thriller" in my cute animal voice lately too...

My favorite part is "DEY WALL PAHZAAAHASS YE" and "CAZ DAS ASS FRALLER. FRALLER NEET."

It almost sounds like a Scottish or Irish accent, not really sure which.

HURRHURRHURRHURRRRRRR SHWEET DEERLUN

AHBREY NEET UN DEE

YEE GAT DA BAST OF MEE LUFF

(06-04-2022, 02:09 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]And even when there IS a kitty, if it's not a calico, it doesn't work.

I still sing to them, but just not in my HARDCORE retarded voice.

(08-15-2017, 07:21 AM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]I really am intrigued by the urge to put small, cute animals in my mouth.

I think it's so natural to want to do this. It's not about biting or eating the animal. That's what's so weird about it.

I consider the mouth for eating and consumption. Where does the urge come from? What does it mean? It reminds me of something playful that a dog would do. Or the way babies are always putting inanimate objects in their mouths. Maybe that's where it stems from.

The more I think about it, that's EXACTLY what it's like.

https://www.babble.com/baby/why-does-evo...ir-mouths/

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/librar...04_07.html

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.

I swear I was just thinking the other day about an orange kitten I got in my early 20s and how I could fit his entire head in my mouth...it really was irresistible and he actually seemed to like it he'd be very calm.
I googled urge to put kitten head in mouth and most results are about the CAT wanting to do it haha

I fondly remember my childhood cat sometimes, we had such a great time together.

I could fit his whole face in my mouth, and sometimes I'd carry him around underneath this huge sweatshirt I had while I was wearing it and pretend to be pregnant with him. When it was time to give birth, I'd stand up on the couch and pull up a side of the hoodie until he fell out. ROFLMFAOOOOO.

I was a kid. He loved me, really. He lived to be 16... I was already moved out when he passed away.

Hahaha I did not play that particular game with my cat, but we had fun. At some point he became an indoor/outdoor cat...he'd come home every night...til one night he didn't. I blame it on having moved about 5 times in 6 years, think he got confused by all the changing environments and neighborhoods. In retrospect it was probably not a great time period to have had a pet and I haven't had one since, but good memories of engulfing his head and I still think of him whenever I see an orange cat

Poor thing musta felt smothered
Hey you ever see that leopard steal the baby monkey and toy with it , that’s the stuff I conjure up when you tell me about sticking the kittens head between your Alice cooper teeth

(06-04-2022, 07:57 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]that’s the stuff I conjure up when you tell me about sticking the kittens head between your Alice cooper teeth

Ozzy is the one who bit the head off a bat... wrong gothy rockstar bro!

Bats are the kittens of hell, how could Ozzy resist...I'm sure the biting was an accident

(06-04-2022, 08:47 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Bats are the kittens of hell