Fannie, you should lie in a cargo net hammock to get those golden rays.
I'll lie on the grass under the hammock in the shade.
That's a great idea, Dick, let's do it!
Make sure you hydrate a lot.
Drink lots of pineapple juice.
I make him wear a speedo and spiked dog collar.
I can wear a cock ring instead of the speedo.
Even better I can wear a thong.
Leather thong.
It would go better with the disco bodybuilder/gay love-slave aesthetic.
Would you listen to this music just to be with me so I could pee on you, Dick?
I take that as a no.
How about this one instead??
(06-09-2023, 02:03 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]
Would you listen to this music just to be with me so I could pee on you, Dick?
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The second one is alright, but the guy sounds like he's not enjoying it.
There can also be a fountain or waterfall nearby.
(06-09-2023, 02:25 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]The second one is alright, but the guy sounds like he's not enjoying it.
Lolololol :D
(06-09-2023, 02:00 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]I can wear a cock ring instead of the speedo.
Even better I can wear a thong.
One of those slingshot bikinis will also be good.
(06-09-2023, 01:50 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]Dickie is my sub.
You can call me your submarine.
(06-09-2023, 01:50 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]I make him wear a speedo and spiked dog collar.
I'd like a studded collar instead of the spiked one.
I can also have some temporary tattoos.
I'll have a poop emoji on my chest. "?"
And "69% Cacao" on my right ass cheek.
I approve of your changes, Dick.