Becoming the victim of an opportunistic individual who crashes into you and later finds out you're rich/famous isn't typically the first thing that comes to mind when I'm pondering the seemingly endless multitude of reasons not to ski...
But I mean, come on, skiing is about as dumb as NASCAR.
In fact, if you're a race car driver, you've got a higher chance of getting mortally wounded on the slopes than you do on the track...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schumacher
This exceptionally handsome race car driver has been braindead since 2013 due to a skiing accident.
Sonny Bono...
I mean, there are plenty of examples.
I think skiing is for pretentious rich people who secretly want to die.
As for the non-rich people who are into skiing?
Pft, they don't matter, okay.
"Gwyneth Paltrow had it out for me on the slopes that day, your honor."
"I crashed into that low hanging fruit, your honor."
"She was jelly of my sick [insert elitist skiing slang here], your honor."
Basically, fuck anything that involves not having your feet directly on the ground.
I remember when they used to shill the hell out of bungee jumping.
Circus style bungee jumping is cool, I'd do that.
I wouldn't bungee off a mountain or anything though.