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Guest

Every month they just send garbage bags and sticks. 
Sad Nana

I want to cancel but they don't have a website and the return address says "lol"
Come sit on my lap, Guest.
*glares evilly at Guest*

DEV'S LAP IS MIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEE.
Come sit on my lap, MO.

Guest, you sit on MO's lap.
Okay I can dig it.
What's the record for the most people stacked up in each other's laps anyway?
I dunno, but I guarantee the record was set in a college town somewhere...

Most likely in a frat house rather than a sorority!?!?

Guest

Lap sitting sounds dangerous I joined Tentz! Club so we could have lots of tents and all have our own space, but it's not working out.
I will try a Chairs Club.
(05-03-2023, 05:16 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I will try a Chairs Club.

Try a compact folding stool chair club.
I hear the Divan and Settee Club of Greater Newport News is giving discounts on new memberships this month.

Guest

A tempting offer but I really can't take a chance of getting screwed out of another $99 a month... maybe we should just stand and I'll bring a pile of garbage bags in case we need to rest

Guest

(05-03-2023, 06:38 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]A tempting offer but I really can't take a chance of getting screwed out of another $99 a month... maybe we should just stand and I'll bring a pile of garbage bags in case we need to rest

Actually they're not even good garbage bags they're really thin and dusty and have a lot of holes from the sticks. I'd be embarrassed to bring them. 
Maybe divan and settee club is worth a shot after all. I think the ones named after cities are more reputable.
Find one named after Providence if you can. That would be quite posh.

Guest

Yes, Divan Providence is my preferred store on the east coast. It is indeed quite posh.
I'll check and see if they have subscriptions next time I'm at the Kroger parking lot looking for Tentz guy.

fungwise

should save ya money and buy a house cunt just sayin  Big Grin
Where might one purchase a house cunt? Asking for a friend.

Guest

(05-04-2023, 08:57 AM)fungwise Wrote: [ -> ] buy a house cunt 

How much would it cost to import you from New Zealand
(05-04-2023, 01:28 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]How much would it cost to import you from New Zealand

Fungus wishes he was from New Zealand. Then he wouldn't have that screechy, high-pitched voice that all Aussie men have. lol
AAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAH YOU KNOW HE DOESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest

LIsten, MO. Does your site ever get swarmed by 200+ [redacted] bots at the same time?
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