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Gnomesayin'?

What would be in your refrigerator lockbox?

I love this idea, I'm sure it's already been done. It's brilliant.

Lolololol.

You could replace an entire shelf with a lockbox and lmfao, it could even be clear too, so people could see in to the special treats but couldn't have them. Roflmfaolololol. That's extra callous. I'd opt for the opaque variety. I'm not a cruel person.

You are now entirely munted from reality.

Just get a locking mini-fridge.

People getting into your special treats isn't much of a problem when you live alone. For the ultimate in selfishness, you should throw all of your loved ones out on the street.

I was thinking about a locking mini fridge too...

But that's such a splurge, I feel like most households who don't want to share their treats wouldn't be able to afford a whole other fridge anyway.

I am trying to help the common folk here.

So that's where you'll be keeping your rare sperm samples, Fannie.

Oooo, good idea!

Loc Blocs?

Nice album cover.