I nominate Fung as the CFO of this venture.
LOL. Okay, Fung is just any "ideas" guy then, a consultant.
I hope that they aren't going to protest stuff as part of the club. We should just have rally's, like a Pride parade, but for straight pretty people.
(06-30-2023, 02:09 PM)FungWillHelp Wrote: [ -> ]Am i allowed?
I am gonna keep it one hunnit, Fung...
I honest to God don't remember what you look like.
(06-30-2023, 02:10 PM)Sagebrushdan Wrote: [ -> ]I hope that they aren't going to protest stuff as part of the club. We should just have rally's, like a Pride parade, but for straight pretty people.
Does a sunset protest?
Do the moon and the stars rally?
No.
Natural beauty simply
is.
I can give lectures at the events, dressed like Clint Eastwood.
You have to be seated with men next to women only at the events.
Members will have to share a yearly update photo to show that they are honoring their temples by maintaining appropriate fitness.
If any of the members become fatties, they will be Archived in the group. They may become Active members again if they provide proof of fitness at a later time.
Members will be moved to the Memorial section when they die.
If any member sustains physical injuries which alter their natural good looks, they will still be in the club, but they will be moved into the Heroic section. This section will also include members who become legitimately disabled.
We've got to cover all the bases.
Yeah, preferably the yearly photos will be in bikinis or yoga pants for female members.
The men will have to wear bikini bottoms too. For members over 50, they can wear more conservative swimwear, as long as it's not obscuring a beer belly or something.
Okay, I think speedos would be better for the guys. But yeah, that is fair.
There are no age limits for the club besides the requirement of being 18+ to join.
On the directory website, members may be sorted by age 25+ in order to keep ugly pervs from searching for the younger members of the group.
MO can make a Youtube reaction channel for the yearly photos.
Pro tip:
If this thread triggers you, keep it to yourself. It will be very obvious why you are upset.
You can be ugly, that's fine, God loves you, your mom probably loves you, and maybe a pretty person even loves you...
But you really should be working on yourself to make the world a better place instead of directing your self-loathing at naturally pretty people who are just trying to make a positive difference in society.
