(09-03-2023, 04:36 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]I think the conspiracy behind the official story of the dinosaurs has something to do with the idea of "fossil" fuels.
So to keep busy post-NBA I've taken up testing theories to call out the scientific community for their hokum and nonsense. I guess you could say I've become something of a fact-checker. A debunker if you will.
Anyway for research I decided I'd walk around French Lick and collect a bunch of dead birds (fossils) and slam dunk them into my gas tank.
That was the fun part. Then I tried starting my car. Well waddaya know it refused to start and the weird sound it made (like it was broken)
proved that birds don't work as gas! So once again the scientists have let us down... either fossil fuels don't exist or birds are not dinosaurs.
Or fossil fuels do exist but they are something else like maybe old leopards? And birds really ARE dinosaurs. Alligators might also be dinosaurs. They look like they are... maybe even more so than birds. Good thing they don't fly can you imagine?!
OMG LARRY BIRD~
I CNNOT BELiEVE IT
IT"S LARRY BIRD
Larry Bird OMG I'm such a huge fan. I love how your last name is Bird and you DO kind of look like a bird!?
NGL, until recently, I totally thought you were dead.
I was seriously wondering how you were doing these days?!
I manifested you into my life, this is nuts!!!!!!!
(09-04-2023, 06:48 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]Larry Bird OMG I'm such a huge fan. I love how your last name is Bird and you DO kind of look like a bird!?
NGL, until recently, I totally thought you were dead.
I was seriously wondering how you were doing these days?!
I manifested you into my life, this is nuts!!!!!!!
Yeah i know i look like a parrot. Jimmy Buffet just died so I'm stayin busy with science.
Larry Bird was so iconic though... he used jail yard psychological domination tactics on the opposing team and his own teammates too. On everybody basically. Legend.
(09-04-2023, 06:51 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah i know i look like a parrot. Jimmy Buffet just died so I'm stayin busy with science.
Sorry forgot to put my name. McHale told me about your site it's pretty cool. Dinosaurs man I dunno
Kevin is cool and all, but he catfished me with old pictures of Larry Bird before I was a fan and I thought I was in love, even though I was obviously settling. Plus it was weird cuz I thought the pictures looked sort of old, but I just assumed he was using an Instagram filter or something. When I found out the truth, I ghosted him but he already knew about my site and now he won't leave.
(09-04-2023, 07:02 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]Kevin is cool and all, but he catfished me with old pictures of Larry Bird before I was a fan and I thought I was in love, even though I was obviously settling. Plus it was weird cuz I thought the pictures looked sort of old, but I just assumed he was using an Instagram filter or something. When I found out the truth, I ghosted him but he already knew about my site and now he won't leave.
Oh damn he's normally usin' pictures of Parish to catfish... that never works out well obviously! Gotta have a talk with that boy
(09-04-2023, 07:02 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]Kevin is cool and all, but he catfished me with old pictures of Larry Bird before I was a fan and I thought I was in love, even though I was obviously settling. Plus it was weird cuz I thought the pictures looked sort of old, but I just assumed he was using an Instagram filter or something. When I found out the truth, I ghosted him but he already knew about my site and now he won't leave.
Settlin? I get it, movin along
(09-04-2023, 07:11 PM)LB Wrote: [ -> ]Settlin? I get it, movin along
OMG. KEVIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You got me AGAIN.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
You are not gonna trick me again.
This is the LAST TIME.
Is you all off your fuckin meds or somethin? Jesus Lord help us!
I told everybody turkey was dinosaur they were not impressed