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LETS JUST CALL JT FOR WGAT JT FUCKING IS

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Right though?

It's gotta be another planet, I'm not buying the satellite explanation anymore.

It don't behave like all the other moons.

Like it doesn't even spin, right?

I dunno, something is strange.

I think this is why they unplaneted Pluto.

Cuz it's like half the size of the moon.

If they were gonna claim Pluto is a planet then they'd eventually have to admit the moon is a planet too, which is fucked up, cuz that thing is like super close.

I mean, it's a planet. Maybe it does spin but the rate it spins at from Earth's perspective looks like it's still.

Yo, I cannot believe that the moon isn't considered a planet, that's fucked up.

It's totally not orbiting the earth, it's just super close.

Did everybody else already know this!??

(10-03-2024, 10:37 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]It's totally not orbiting the earth, it's just super close.

It makes more sense for it to be classified as a planet rather than a satellite. It's nothing like other moons.

Regardless, if it's not a planet right now, it will be at some point due to drifting away from Earth over time.

I tried to look up answers, but honestly these people have no idea WTF they're talking about.

Maybe Earth is really the Moon's moon.

I mean, okay maybe it IS orbiting the earth and it's caught in the earth's field like a tractor beam or something.

Fine.

But that doesn't mean it's not a planet.

It's just a planet that got too close, it's the smaller one, and therefore it's the one orbiting.

Quote:In geophysical terms, the Moon is a planetary-mass object or satellite planet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon

At least they do admit it's a planet on some level.

And let's be honest, the moon is your typical planet... not much to look at, nothing really going on.

Earth is so exceptional that right next to it, anything else does inevitably look plain.

Check it...

Earth > Titan > Moon.

https://i.imgur.com/7vTnuHd.png

Yo, fuck it, I'ma say it, all these moons are just small planets.

Period.

Literally planets.

And it's not fair to not consider them planets just cuz they're stuck orbiting a larger planet.

Fannie, you need to go outside at Fulll Moon and "moon" for the Moon to show your devotion.

Hey, maybe you're not supposed to tan your asscrack.

Only moonlight has to hit your asscrack.

Never more obvious than right now that the moon is a planet.

It's huge. It's a huge full blazing bright moon.

Go look at it next time you have the opportunity and just soak it in...

It's a planet yo.

It's "Harvest Moon" now, that's why it has that golden tan hue.

The people who say the Moon is a holographic projection might be half right.

The Moon people could be projecting a barren landscape over the habitable planet.

(10-17-2024, 07:48 AM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]It's "Harvest Moon" now, that's why it has that golden tan hue.

That's what everyone says when I go around preaching my favorite new gospel of the moon being a planet.

The moon being a planet is sexy and makes me want to fuck.

A "recorded" lunar space adventure... interesting.

LOL. "MO"on.